• Flying SquidOPM
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      531 month ago

      You can achieve anything with the right dice roll.

    • Jolteon
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      41 month ago

      It’s definitely a real thing. It’s an internet texting app. There were a bunch of them, and I used one when I had an iPod touch.

    • @bassomitron
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      371 month ago

      They upscaled and restored an internet artifact. A meme archivist.

      • @9point6
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        171 month ago

        They’re doing HD remastered memes now?

        • VindictiveJudge
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          61 month ago

          Can’t wait to get Charlie Bit My Finger on bluray.

    • @[email protected]
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      141 month ago

      What strikes me is, how old it is, how close the time stamp is to the precise anniversary of the original.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 month ago

        Indeed, almost exactly 12 years to the hour (depending on timezone). I wonder if this was intentional on the part of OP?

    • GladiusB
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      301 month ago

      You fell for the trap. Roll to see if you can escape. Your game has begun.

        • GladiusB
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          91 month ago

          You needed a 20 to escape. Now back to the cauldrons of deeper consciousness. You awaken on a bed made of old wood and only a candle lighting a room.

          It was small, maybe 10x10. There is a side table with a key, to unlock the door and a book.

          You must roll to choose one or the other. One leads to knowledge ahead. The other is your way out.

          • @Donkter
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            91 month ago

            Setting a lvl 1 trap to DC 20 makes me iffy about starting a campaign with you.

            • GladiusB
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              71 month ago

              You are now the DM.

              Sucker!

              • @Donkter
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                71 month ago

                Rocks fall, everyone dies.

            • GladiusB
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              21 month ago

              You have to roll silly

                • GladiusB
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                  11 month ago

                  You get the book of knowledge. You can now ask about any enemy and their stats and strengths and weaknesses through the entire campaign.

                  You must roll under 10 to get the key to escape. For every roll you lose 1 strength until you obtain the key.

  • @troglodytis
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    161 month ago

    Two days later, "Would you like to invest in a fantastic crypto opportunity with me? "

  • @Atin
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    131 month ago

    I’d love to learn to play D&D

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      181 month ago

      Unless you live in a very tiny town, you probably have a local game store. If you do, go in and make friends and you’ll find someone to show you the way.

      • @TheDoozer
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        301 month ago

        go in and make friends

        These are some “draw the rest of the owl” instructions right here.

    • @kinther
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      71 month ago

      Roll20.net has some free games you can join. I’d suggest 5e to start, and using 5e.tools for looking stuff up

  • @iAvicenna
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    121 month ago

    for someone who doesn’t know D&D, dungeons and dragons will likely sound very scary

  • Random_Character_A
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    91 month ago

    What if you have a cold black dried up heart that is unable to relate to imaginary characters?

    • @MrNesser
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      91 month ago

      You can play lawful evil

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      81 month ago

      You say that as if those people don’t game anyway.

  • Dr. Coomer
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    51 month ago

    That sounds like a threat…what’s the catch?

  • @Joep
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    51 month ago

    maybe this is just his strategy to find more people to play with