• Flying SquidOPM
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      5327 days ago

      You can achieve anything with the right dice roll.

    • Jolteon
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      426 days ago

      It’s definitely a real thing. It’s an internet texting app. There were a bunch of them, and I used one when I had an iPod touch.

    • @bassomitron
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      3727 days ago

      They upscaled and restored an internet artifact. A meme archivist.

      • @9point6
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        1727 days ago

        They’re doing HD remastered memes now?

        • VindictiveJudge
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          626 days ago

          Can’t wait to get Charlie Bit My Finger on bluray.

    • @[email protected]
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      What strikes me is, how old it is, how close the time stamp is to the precise anniversary of the original.

      • @[email protected]
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        227 days ago

        Indeed, almost exactly 12 years to the hour (depending on timezone). I wonder if this was intentional on the part of OP?

    • GladiusB
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      3027 days ago

      You fell for the trap. Roll to see if you can escape. Your game has begun.

        • GladiusB
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          927 days ago

          You needed a 20 to escape. Now back to the cauldrons of deeper consciousness. You awaken on a bed made of old wood and only a candle lighting a room.

          It was small, maybe 10x10. There is a side table with a key, to unlock the door and a book.

          You must roll to choose one or the other. One leads to knowledge ahead. The other is your way out.

          • @Donkter
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            927 days ago

            Setting a lvl 1 trap to DC 20 makes me iffy about starting a campaign with you.

            • GladiusB
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              727 days ago

              You are now the DM.

              Sucker!

              • @Donkter
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                727 days ago

                Rocks fall, everyone dies.

            • GladiusB
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              227 days ago

              You have to roll silly

                • GladiusB
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                  126 days ago

                  You get the book of knowledge. You can now ask about any enemy and their stats and strengths and weaknesses through the entire campaign.

                  You must roll under 10 to get the key to escape. For every roll you lose 1 strength until you obtain the key.

  • @troglodytis
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    1627 days ago

    Two days later, "Would you like to invest in a fantastic crypto opportunity with me? "

  • @Atin
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    1327 days ago

    I’d love to learn to play D&D

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      1827 days ago

      Unless you live in a very tiny town, you probably have a local game store. If you do, go in and make friends and you’ll find someone to show you the way.

      • @TheDoozer
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        3027 days ago

        go in and make friends

        These are some “draw the rest of the owl” instructions right here.

    • @kinther
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      727 days ago

      Roll20.net has some free games you can join. I’d suggest 5e to start, and using 5e.tools for looking stuff up

  • @iAvicenna
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    1227 days ago

    for someone who doesn’t know D&D, dungeons and dragons will likely sound very scary

  • Random_Character_A
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    927 days ago

    What if you have a cold black dried up heart that is unable to relate to imaginary characters?

    • @MrNesser
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      927 days ago

      You can play lawful evil

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      827 days ago

      You say that as if those people don’t game anyway.

  • Dr. Coomer
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    526 days ago

    That sounds like a threat…what’s the catch?

  • @Joep
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    527 days ago

    maybe this is just his strategy to find more people to play with