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  • Republican South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem implied that President Joe Biden should consider putting down his dog Commander due to several incidents involving attacks on Secret Service agents.
  • Noem is fighting backlash against her decision to shoot her 14-month-old dog Cricket due to its aggressive behavior, as she revealed in her upcoming memoir.
  • Noem is contending to become presidential candidate Donald Trump’s VP pick, though some have speculated whether her controversial memoir snippets have ruined her chances.
    • @TropicalDingdong
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      218 months ago

      As it has been said elsewhere, the ‘Becky’ segment of white suburban women would happily sacrifice the remaining citizens of Gaza to save one golden-doodle named Noodle.

      I’m pretty sure once “dog-killer” gets onto your resume, that pretty much it for your political career in this country.

      • @[email protected]
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        28 months ago

        Hell I would not be surprised in the least if she was gunned down. Damned near every culture has some level of taboo around killing dogs, breaking that taboo is probably not the smartest move.

      • FuglyDuck
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        8 months ago

        Hitler had his dogs killed to test the potency of the cyanide pills he was about to take because the Russians were knocking on his bunker door.

        Also, trump hates dogs- and they hate him, too.

    • Chozo
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      198 months ago

      I just watched a video where the director of John Wick was talking about how hard he had to fight the studio to kill the puppy right at the top of the movie.

      Just to clarify for anybody who misread this like I did: They kill a dog in the script of the movie. The director didn’t have to actually kill a dog and film it.

      If you want that kinda video, check Noem’s laptop.

    • @[email protected]
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      418 months ago

      As someone who actually does have chronic diarrhea and shat their pants just today (yay autoimmune diseases), I agree. “I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy” can get fucked, I absolutely do wish this shit (🥁) on them.

      • FuglyDuck
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        138 months ago

        Even better if it leaves you to get them.

  • guyrocket
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    308 months ago

    Doubling down on the puppy killing.

    Fucking BRILLIANT strategy.

    (/s)

  • @ceenote
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    8 months ago

    “Welcome to Republican politics, would you prefer to hand over your soul or your brain?”

    Kristi Noem: “Take em both, I’m not using em.”

  • @dirthawker0
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    178 months ago

    Someone needs a muzzle and it ain’t the dog with 4 legs

  • @[email protected]
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    128 months ago

    Noem can’t stop digging the hole she dug herself. Let’s hope this is career suicide we’re witnessing. And South Dakota had one of the worst death rates in the country during covid thanks to Kristi Noem.

  • Dreizehn
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    118 months ago

    Commander should pay a visit on behalf of Cricket. Noem is a sick fuck and another Russian agent.

  • @Etterra
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    48 months ago

    Go for it, psycho. I’ll make popcorn.

  • @ATDA
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    38 months ago

    I remember when Republicans were afraid of death panels.