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Not the same person. That’s Porzingis.
has AOT vibes
That one on the bottom right really got the short end of the stick.
Especially compared the one counter to him on the left. Chad vs Virgin meme.
With the hairline of a 48-year old.
Just because he’s God doesn’t mean he can do anything about male pattern baldness. He’s not that omnipotent.
Male-pattern baldness existed prior to the creation or the Heavens and the Earth.
For whatever reason in like medieval paintings or whatever, they used to draw baby Jesus as like an old man
Mexico has such cool religious art that this is just offensively ugly. Even if you don’t like religion the art is pretty cool. This is ugly on the Touchdown Jesus level of ugly.
That is clearly water bending Jesus.
Jesus was not a skilled water bender… it exploded in flames and burned to the ground
Oh boy do I have news. God agreed with you and in 2010 “Touchdown Jesus” was struck by lightning and burned down. They replaced it with a more traditional version. Personally I liked the orgional more.
Sadly the original Jesus was destroyed by an act of God.
Offsides/Five Dollar Footlong Jesus just isn’t the same.
Oh well shit I didn’t know. My husband just told me about it years ago.
I thought he was drowning.
That’s a Titan trying to hatch from the Earth.
You know, Jesus did grow up. You don’t always have to call him baby. It’s a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.
He sure did grow up. And up and up apparently.
Adult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster’s Manual.
I think this went over everyone’s heads. It’s from Talladega Nights lol
Its odd and off putting to pray to anything. Most people grow up and stop wishing on stars because it’s silly. But some of them keep asking an invisible man for nice things to happen their entire adult life.
I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’
Did Hideo Kojima make this?
Maybe it was Hajime Isayama, and the scaffolding on the left is for people who dress up as Survey Corps.
Ricky Bobby approves.
Dear 800 pound 6 ounce newborn infant Jesus…
…with a receding hairline…
Just remember, when it comes to baby Jesus, if you’re not first, you’re last.
But he is clearly saying little baby Jesus.
All hail the lord and saviour lord Farquadd
As a person utterly devoid of religion, I still used to enjoy visiting the temples of the various faiths, to see what they’d come up with. I think that period might be at an end.
That’s no Jesus, that’s a Phil Collins!
No Genuflect Required
This is the world we live in
At first glance he looks like one of those smaller deformed titans.
I’m not a christian and yet I feel offended by this image
GIVE IT BEARD
Sin barba, sin abdominales, sin Jesús.
Laudetur infans Iesus caeruleis oculis. Nam ipse est nostra salus et sacrificium sanguinis postulat.
‘Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the South call you: ‘Hey-suz’. We thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family: my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And, of course, my red hot smokin’ wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox, who if you would rate her ass on 100, it would easily be a 94. I also want to thank you for my best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton Jr, who’s got my back no matter what…Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we also thank you for my wife’s father Chip. We hope that you can use your Baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. It smells terrible and the dogs are always botherin’ with it. Dear Tiny Infant Jesus…’
Baby Jesus? Or baby Phil Collins?
Cause Phil Collins, He knows me and He knows I’m right.
I’ve been talkin’ to Phil Collins all my life.
My Mom adored him.
