• @[email protected]
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    6 months ago

    I think we should all try to support anything that lets rich old bureaucrats kill themselves faster if unwanted side effects can be minimized.

    • (⬤ᴥ⬤)
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      266 months ago

      we should convince them that mercury is the secret to immortality again

      • FuglyDuck
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        136 months ago

        We should heat that shit up and tell them to huff the murica vapors.

      • @Archelon
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        66 months ago

        If we learned anything from COVID, all we have to do is tell them that “Liberal Elite “””DOCTORS””” don’t want you using this home-grown remedy!”

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      156 months ago

      Except, like most of what these crooks do, others are harmed by it as well.

      • Lemminary
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        76 months ago

        Hmm, that sounds a lot like conservative policies in general.

        • @Viking_Hippie
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          56 months ago

          Yep, that’s what I meant by “like most of what these crooks do” heh

          • Lemminary
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            76 months ago

            Damn I inadvertedly did a “your comment, but worse”. 😂

    • Carighan Maconar
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      56 months ago

      So put in a mass order on cheap second-hand carbon fiber for custom-built submarines?

      • @[email protected]
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        16 months ago

        I like the way you think. Maybe they could even lobby and call in favors against the common good to reserve their seat.

  • TwistedTree
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    546 months ago

    They want to build a literal smoke-filled back room in which to cut deals?
    Our era is beyond satire.

  • @Sanctus
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    506 months ago

    Anything besides helping the fucken american people, amirite?

  • @redshoepastor
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    336 months ago

    God, this tastes like I took a giant bite out of an onion. They are…so serious and committed to having a cigar lounge in the capital building that they are going to stage a cigar sit-in in the office of the SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES while literally doing nothing legislative.

    It’s just…absurd. The article even read like an Onion piece; same pacing, same over-dramatic statements about minor inconveniences, same “no actual news source like Axios would report on this childish bullshit” feeling.

    The original Axios article, with it’s serious tone almost feels more oniony: https://www.axios.com/2024/06/16/speaker-johnson-tom-cole-capitol-cigars

    How did the absurdity become the norm?

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      It became the norm when all those bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe lazy mediocre idiots enabled republicans into office by not voting in elections.

      Nothing of value gets done, nothing of value can get done, when these non-voting idiots keep on allowing republican pigs to take the entire nation on a petulant, ignorant, reckless joyride.

      Then when Democrats don’t have enough time in power to clean up the mess - all the while being undermined and sabotaged by republicans in a slight minority, consumed by rage at not being the dominant party - the idiots shoot everybody in the foot, including themselves, with their mediocre, myopic mantra… yOu SeE? bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe

      Predictable and flat, like cartoon characters, utterly unintelligent. As much a product of the educational system as their batshit #maga next door neighbor.

  • littleblue✨
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    326 months ago

    What. Public restrooms no longer a safe place for homophobes to suck cock by proxy? I thought that was classic Republican 101 stuff right there. What has the world come to‽

    • @Mango
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      36 months ago

      I know there was something gross about cigars. That must be it.

  • @radicalautonomy
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    286 months ago

    Resign and you can smoke cigars at home, you pricks.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    276 months ago

    Boebs look like the type to smoke cigars.

    I bet she tastes like a divine ashtray.

    • toastboy79
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      I would like to inform you that the mental thought of this was strong enough that I’m consciously suppressing my retch reaction

        • @TropicalDingdong
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          136 months ago

          This scene smells like a mixture of stale Budlight and PowerBait.

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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            66 months ago

            Throw in some Newports and that’s the smell of some of the best nights in my life.

            • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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              26 months ago

              I mean not to shit on your kinks but we gotta get you up to at least nightcrawlers

  • @ricdeh
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    196 months ago

    You cannot tell me that this is not the Onion! I would lose my faith in humanity for the billionth time…

  • Lemminary
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    176 months ago

    They desperately need to go back to the 1820s, it seems.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      16 months ago

      and they want to take the rest of us with them! Complete with 1820’s civil rights, 1820’s woman’s rights, 1820’s pollution and industrial standards…

  • @Viking_Hippie
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    136 months ago

    The source of this dire problem is Rep. Tom Cole’s transition

    Would have been much more fun if the author had “accidentally” stopped the sentence there.

  • @eran_morad
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    6 months ago

    Shove em up your asses, lit. Fucking cunts.

    Ohhhhh… hold on… i think they’re talking about meat cigars.

    • @TexasDrunk
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      36 months ago

      Roscoe, arrest them Duke boys!

  • @cultsuperstar
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    76 months ago

    Yup, these are the ones chosen to represent “the people”, but the only people they represent are themselves.

  • @[email protected]
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    56 months ago

    I mean i somewhat agree with the notion that the sort of stereotypical british gentleman’s club thing is missing in the modern times, I think I would find it enjoyable to loaf around a luxurious and quiet place, reading classic literature in a luxurious classical ambiente or so, while a snobby concierge beings me liquor aged twice as long as i have been alive.

    I dont want to encounter these kinds of people there though.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      16 months ago

      The idea of a nice club is great but it’s probably not something taxpayers should be funding for elected representatives