• @[email protected]
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    That Costco employee knew exactly what they were doing when they placed that sign there, and I commend them for it.

  • @robolemmy
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    222 months ago

    Less and less as you get older

    • @[email protected]
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      112 months ago

      What it may lack in quality, quantity, or frequency it makes up in effort. Gotta have that sense of accomplishment. :)

      • dactylothecaOP
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        102 months ago

        Gotta have that sense of accomplishment. :)

        Absolutely! Unfortunately they don’t seem to sell home generators powered by a sense of accomplishment :(

  • Zagorath
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    92 months ago

    I can’t figure out what it’s meant to say. What starts with “cum” and is genuinely used to power a generator?

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      Somebody commented earlier about Cummins being a funny name. Turns out there’s a company called Cummins that, among other things, makes generators, so it’s just the classic “thingamabob powered by {CORPORATION_NAME}” that you see in marketing speak all the time.

      • @Guy_Fieris_Hair
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        Mainly they make diesel engines. Dodge pickups that have a diesel, have a Cummins engine. They may use third party parts to make a generator with their name on it, but the engine is a Cummins. I would guess thar the op picture is some other brand of generator that advertises that the generator is powered by a Cummins engine. Cummins has a reputation of being one of the more dependable diesel engines.

      • Zagorath
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        22 months ago

        Oh right. I saw that comment but thought it must be some joke about the spice, cos I didn’t get the reference, and also didn’t think “thingamabob powered by {COMPANY_NAME}” made any sense. I wouldn’t say my monitor is “powered by LG”. It’s just an LG monitor. @[email protected]’s comment put it together really well, if it’s actually another brand with Cummins internals. Like a laptop might be “powered by Intel”.

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    🎵Our ejaculation fuels their automation

    🎵Unwelcome stimulation for their insemination

    🎵Incarceration’s our only destination

    🎵Testicle gas stations, our only occupation

    🎵There’s no escape from

    🎵Monsters they make from cum

  • rem26_art
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    82 months ago

    I did always find Cummins to be a funny name anyway lmao

  • @[email protected]
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    72 months ago

    Electron counts are down nationwide. I think it’s because micro plastics accumulate in the capacitors.

  • @werefreeatlast
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    52 months ago

    I keep restarting this damn thing, but my wife, I can never get her to start the darn thing 😔.

  • @nikaaa
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    52 months ago

    At least it’s infinite, I guess?

  • THCDenton
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    52 months ago

    Electricity is stored in the balls

  • @swag_money
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    42 months ago

    I’m starting my own power company