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transcript:
MY FUCKING LINUX THEMED
RESTAURANT, THE DISTRO BISTRO, IS A
FUCKING DISASTER!" IM RUINED! GOD
FUCKING DAMNIT!!
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT LINUX IS AND | HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO THEM EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY COME IN!!! “ohhh whats a distro? open source? what does that mean?” FUCKING GOOGLE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
EVERY FUCKING DAY SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT THE “TORVALD’S TORTELLINI” IS NAMED AFTER LIKE YOU HAVE A FUCKING PHONE JUST GOOGLE IT FUCK!
yo is this where | get the free as in free beer
IT FUCKING COMES WITH A MEAL!'ITS NOT ACTUALLY FREE YOU HAVE TO BUY THE OPEN SOURCE SPAGHETTI! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUuuuuuuuucKk!!
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I’ll have the
Steak.tar.tarThat was pretty funny.
I concur.
Steak.tar.xz
Smaller size but just as fulfilling
I took a comparatively long time to eat it though
The chef actually noticed it was taking 500ms seconds longer to make as well and they found a pretty big problem in the recipe
Put some zest in it, it might not be as compact but it’s quicker to ear
Steak.tar.zstd
Fuck, I want to go to a Distro Bistro, owner definitely needs to maintain the Chef Ramsey energy though
I think it’s a Linus Torvalds energy
If you parked in their lot, the waitstaff will yell profanities at your driver?
Excuse me waiter which way to the washroom?
RTFM
Linus Torvalds is the Gordon Ramsay of tech
“It’s FUCKING
RAWDEPRECATED!” ~Chef Torvalds
If there’s one thing you know you can get from an open source project, it’s spaghetti code.
I think most OSS code I have ever touched has been the cleanest code I’ve touched. Business critical code is always the spaghetti.
Obviously they need a cinnamon dessert
And a grub appetizer
And mate (the drink)
All my recipes are lgpl.
If it were GPL, then would all my cells that now incorporate those atoms now also be under the GPL?
yeah, sorry, mandatory DNA sequencing after you eat there
I’ll have the cinnamon mint buns
the open sauce spaghetti bolognese
Come to my house, there’s always open sauce.
Hopefully they named something really common like water, their napkins, or a condiment after Arch. So people can say they’d like/use that btw.
Pls tell me this is real
It’s a real Tumblr post!
source?
idk, tumblr, a post, in… reality, I guess?
Missed opportunity to put posters up for the common questions. Get local linux groups to come by for meetings on a lark.
Is it in a basement? Is there a lot of arches?
I don’t have this problem because I use Windows
Is that why it failed?
Because the bistro had no windows?
Anyone know if this is real? I can’t find any info, but it sounds really cool
It’s way too nerdy and cool to be real
Probably not real but I found this. https://maps.app.goo.gl/Q1xaCtDyLwGKRXCD8?g_st=ic
Now I wonder how plasma would taste like. Or if the chef would just arrive at my table and hold a tesla coil in my mouth.
