The cybertruck was designed to unify us all against brain-dead nonsense decisions
Car lovers and car haters uniting against a single thing
I saw one of these parked at my mall. As I was audibly saying “Oh, a Cybertruck” I noticed a second one parked a couple of spots down and continued “huh, there’s two of them.” It wasn’t until I’d finished “what a terrible mistake.” that I noticed the owner had paused climbing in to hear my conclusion prior to hanging his poor defeated head and leaving.
I really hope this is a true story.
While I’ve had a good time mocking the appearance of these, I do appreciate it when companies take risks with fashion, style, and convention. What I really dislike about these is that they’re really poorly reviewed by folks that purchased them.
If it was just a problem with style or fashion I would not be shitting on them at all. That’s just the most visible thing people have to criticize about it.
I saw one of those stupid motherfuckers driving thru my neighborhood the other day. That was the first time I had seen one in person and I have to say it was the ugliest piece of shit I had ever seen. All I could do was laugh at the dumbass behind the wheel for wasting their money on that monstrosity.
Also, am I the only one who remembers the old flash game from like a decade ago with a “cybertruck” that looks exactly like this that you bounced around the screen to kill enemies? I’m going on a mission to find that shit now.
Indestructotank?
I hate that I can tell but this is a cybertruck in ROBLOX
Wait, don’t tell me those people laughing at it are fake, too. You just can’t tell with pictures on the internet these days!
You forgot the rust and broken brake petal
I’ve got a co-worker who wrapped his in iridescent vinyl… Like it wasn’t ostentatious enough 🙄
At least it will have gained some rust protection I guess.
Now I’m wondering what that looks like. Personally, sometimes I find having something a bit loud is fun!
The official name for the driver of a Cybertruck is a cybercuck
Can we talk about those butt-ugly jeep trucks? Like holy hell no matter what angle you look at it from its just ugly as all heck and incredibly impractical
My wife and I call them Jrucks
What vehicle are you talking about? I think the Jeep design is very practical, did they make a truck body?
I had to google it and its the Jeep gladiator. Its like one of their smaller jeeps with a giant truck bed jutting out the back, and the proportions just look so wrong from every angle
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Is that the car from Fortnite?
No, it’s the car from Halo.
I’m pretty sure Halos vehicles are better designed and far more practical.
Believe it or not, Rocket League.
I always thought they looked kind of cool. Probably could have been something if Elon was not such a moron.
I saw one driving to work the other day and honestly they look goofy af.
It’s like watching someone drive around in a car rendered with ps1 graphics.
There’s a mom and pop grocery store that borders my old neighborhood. I drive within two blocks of my old place when I go there. There’s one of these stupid trucks parked there for the last few months between my old place and the store. I thank goodness that I no longer live there and don’t have to see that ugly thing multiple times per week. What a tool you have to be to own one.
