• @[email protected]
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      622 months ago

      This implies that there’s some sort of evolutionary advantage to getting sloppy seconds. I don’t know how I feel about that.

        • @danc4498
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          Everyone loves a good raw dog story.

          ftfy

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          22 months ago

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      • @[email protected]
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        Well, do you think women consent was at thing back in the early days of homo sapiens?

        • @Mango
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          No that’s the gay.

          • @davidagain
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            42 months ago

            If being gay (not bi) is so obviously an evolutionary disadvantage, how does it exist in humans and animals in statistically significant numbers?

      • @4lan
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        52 months ago

        We are animals, monogamy is not a part of humanity like it is in penguins.
        Our penises reshaped over millenia of orgies just to get all the other guys cum out. We are sluts of the animal world, like rabbits

      • @Buddahriffic
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        22 months ago

        It implies that there were enough guys getting sloppy seconds for dick shape to give a reproductive advantage.

        While it could have been from a lot of free love in the ancient past, I suspect it’s more likely much darker than that and the evolution of cuckolds is intertwined.

        • @[email protected]
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          62 months ago

          I wasn’t equating women with anything, nor making any sort of generalization. If that’s what you saw in that, that’s on you.

            • Lenny
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              182 months ago

              Female human here. I’ve honestly always just read it literally, a person having sex second in a multiple partner scenario, and it being sloppy down there for all involved. There’s just as much guy in the statement as there is girl, doesn’t seem all that problematic to me.

      • @DarkCloud
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        42 months ago

        Ducks have a screw, cats have barbs, dogs have like, a stopper that blocks other humpers.

    • @[email protected]
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      Which really makes you think, shouldn’t longer-penised individuals have an reproductive advantage over short-penised people? Longer penises can scoop deeper in the couchhole to get out other people’s jizz. Why hasn’t the human race evolved such that every male had 20 cm (7.8 in) penises?

      • @[email protected]
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        392 months ago

        We kind of have. Human penises are waaaay bigger than those of other primate species, and many other mammals (relative to overall body size).

          • @[email protected]
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            Gorillas consider large penises a sign of barbarism. When’s the last time you heard of a gorilla killing someone?

            A human?

            Think about it. /s… Unless?

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        Why hasn’t humanity evolved such that every male had 20 cm (7.8 in) penises?

        Oh dear, no one tell him he got the short end of the genes…

        Joking, of course.

        I would assume penises didn’t need to evolve to be that long on average since vaginas are not that deep on average? So there would only be so much depth to reach in the first place. Possibly girth would also affect it - having a long noodle dick might mean no matter how deep you go, the penis might not be wide enough to effectively “scoop” it out.

        Again assuming, but after a certain length (bottoming out), width would become more important

      • @[email protected]
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        242 months ago

        The longer the penis, the larger the fraction of women who will find sex with that person painful, and at some point the reproductive advantage of scooping out others’ semen will be nullified due to the fact that no woman wants to sleep with you. I think I read that four inches is the length that most women find comfortable, but I don’t remember where I read it.

          • @breadsmasher
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            92 months ago

            Average size != average comfort level

              • @breadsmasher
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                32 months ago

                Well, humans have pretty varied sizes. I am talking very generally, on average

        • Cethin
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          12 months ago

          I’m pretty sure I read 8 as the average preferred length, but I’m sure we’re both biased in what we read so I have no idea really. All I have is personal experience that tell me it’s well above 4, but also everyone I’ve slept with has been generally aware of my size beforehand, so it’s got a large self-selection bias.

        • rigatti
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          162 months ago

          So does JD.

      • @Valmond
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        42 months ago

        Or make it up with more strokes, so longer intercourse.

    • @robocall
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      142 months ago

      What’s wrong? Did you want your lady dragonflies to be filled with someone else’s jizz?

  • @[email protected]
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    82 months ago

    I learned about this from a book I really enjoyed called Nature’s Nether Regions. The part about spiders was pretty weird as well.

  • @over_clox
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    62 months ago

    Soo… They share jizz? I mean, what else would you do with a flying shovel penis?

    • dustycups
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      32 months ago

      Risky click of the day.

      spoiler:

      It was a family guy clip