The “stolen valor” guy is a coward.

    • @ikidd
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      He’s usually partial to hide-a-beds but I could see him interested in pullouts too.

  • FuglyDuck
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    he’s probably hiding between his lover’s cushions.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      I hear he’s been cheating on it with a futon.

        • @motor_spirit
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          I’m at work 😭

          Also dawg tell me that username is from doug

        • @shalafi
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          Glue a small, gray pearl at the top in the center fold. Perfection.

          (There’s a tip in there for some of you guys. If you can find it.)

        • @ccunning
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          😲
          “GUYS! Get me my glove!”

      • @Telodzrum
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        When’s he going to settle down with a nice chesterfield from a good home?

  • @[email protected]
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    Maybe James Vance will find the courage to debate Walz if he shows up as the always fabulous Sofa Lauren.

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      I thought we all agreed on Anita Cushion

      • @Shlocktroffit
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        Wait until everyone hears about Chester Field, his Canadian fling

        • billwashere
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          Ok enough with all these transgendered names… we all know he’s a hetero-sectional.

          • ddh
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            The credits listed him as Chase Long

          • Cadeillac
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            I don’t know, I heard he practices Hung Futon

  • @dohpaz42
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    Ok, yeah, looks like article was updated after OP posted. Kind of shitty the author didn’t explicitly state that in the article, especially since they changed the headline.

    Original

    • @[email protected]
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      JD Vance finally commits to two VP debates with CBS and CNN against Tim Walz

      JD Vance initially refused to commit to a debate – in a move that echoed his running mate Donald Trump’s back-and-forth with Kamala Harris

      Well at least maybe we’re going to get the debate now!

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      I thought it’s too late for that now.

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        Let’s hope it is. There’s no reason to be campaigning for 2 years prior to the election if the candidates might change anyway.

        • NielsBohron
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          It doesn’t mean the campaigning will be shorter, just that everything will further turn into attack ads on incumbents

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            How well did that work out for them this time? Trump was whining about all the attack ads they did on the incumbent.

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    I finally realized this guy’s name reminds me of some in house menswear brand at Sears or K-Mart or some other department store that suffered and wheezed and whimpered before going out of business.

  • @dezmdM
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    Just agree to have couches for each debater.

    • Cadeillac
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      No, then Vance will become a master debater

  • @ChicoSuave
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    Both Trump and Vance are scared of words!

    • @DarkDecay
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      But only because they don’t understand them

  • @Maggoty
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    Oh he doesn’t want to get smacked down by smaj.

  • @PaulieDied
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    But… the article says he did commit?

    • @dohpaz42
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      Article has since been updated.

      • I did. The article is a shit show of confusing timelines, but the very first paragraph says:

        JD Vance has finally committed to two vice presidential debates on CBS News and CNN against his Democratic rival Tim Walz.

        That’s the least ambiguously worded sentence in that piece, and it says he’s agreed to them.

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    I just heard JD Vance campaign will only agree to the debate if it takes place in a Brown Squirrel Furniture… For reasons.