You can restyle it however you want Elon, but we all still know those are hair plugs
As much as I hate the fuck, I feel like harping on this point just makes men who get hair transplants feel embarrassed, and there shouldn’t be a stigma around cosmetic surgery.
It’s gender affirming care
The assumption being that some genders don’t have hair?
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I’m sure every man who has ever gotten plugs has looked in the mirror and said, “NOW I’m pretty!”
So demure so mindful.
Not like those other presidents
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And some men get hair transplants and move on with life, shouldn’t affect you at all
Not spend money to pretend to be something they’re not.
lol
Agreed.
But he’s a sack of shit, so I don’t think too many people will think that hard.
Agreed, but the reason this is done to him from my understanding is that he does this sort of ad hominem attack on others and is a bully, generally, so why shouldn’t people point out his superficial flaws as well? Especially when he continually tries to rewrite history that none of this happened because his ego is so fragile?
If he was a standup billionaire (heh, oxymoron there), people wouldn’t feel like attacking things like this were acceptable.
But because he’s a gigantic douchenozzle who regularly bullies people for things exactly like this, including his own family, it’s game on.
And those plugs worked pretty good. He looks to have a thick head of hair. Do they take them from his ass?
I mean fuck, if I had a billion dollars I’d get hair plugs too.
In this case, it could also be a very expensive hairpiece.
I feel like this is more accurate:
Hey now, Roger had some depth and grew as a character!
Is regression a form of growth?
Roger went from intense bully to just a jerk, musk went the opposite way.
Technically.
It’s a negative growth rate!
Zorg made it look way better
Zorg also made things that actually work.
Zorg’s flame thrower was a lot better than Musk’s.
Bigger too.
…and wasn’t just a flame thrower.
If only cyber trucks had a little red button
And at least had the charisma too. The other guy is just an edgy asshole.
He should go back to this
“Hey JP, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?”
Adios turd nugget!
Couldn’t find a gif of Corey Feldman?
A wig?
Offbrand jack sperrow looking ahh
At least zorg knew he was an asshole
Musk definitely knows too.
I don’t agree. I think he believes he’s a persecuted genius that is smarter than the rest of us.
Most arrogant and stupid people think this way. It’s a dangerous mixture.
Although he failed at economics with the broken window fallacy
Except Zorg had way, WAY more charisma.
Zorg had a plan. A demented plan, but a plan.
And as far as we know he wasn’t hemorrhaging money
Just hemorrhaging
Apparently Rudy Giuliani’s hair dye company is still operating in the Space Future.
He’s just venting cranial pressure, while talking to the Satan.
Elon just snifs some amphetamine and goes with brain damage.
Ok can we please have a obbligatory Musk flair or a tag that warns about Elon posts so I can use a filter?
You could give that idiot on the left a ZF-1 and he wouldn’t even ask about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
Bring me the priest.
“I know”
when Zorg builds a vehicle that removes fingers, you know Zorg wants those fingers removed. None of this wishy washy “oops it was the trunks fault” bullpucky
Zorg would charge extra for the finger removal service.
They shoulda asked about the little red button.
Zorg getting the shit end of that comparison. He only tried to explode a space cruise and collaborated with a being that wanted to end all life.
I just watch like half of Star Trek Discovery (which is not that old lol). There’s already been two or three references to him that did not age well.
In the writer’s defense. He did seem much more normal at one time I feel.
Midlife crisis + Very public divorce + obvious stimulant use = a batshit crazy person.
Like, he was already knocking on the nutjob door, but I feel those things tipped the scales.
Wannabe Zorg. He better avoid luxury space liners.
all those hair plugs just for that
When you become ultra rich, you should have someone who can be open and honest about your look, someone that can go " No, you’ll look like a fucking weirdo.
It turns out that the haircut was in 2021! How could I have missed the news??!! But now that I think about it, it was the pandemic and the those two years of lockdown was bizarre and surreal in terms of time.
