What recipe did you use, and how did it turn out?

  • @[email protected]
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    4419 days ago

    A girl I was thinking about dating made lembas by making some slight modifications to shortbread cookies.

    As for how it turned out, I married her.

    • Angry_Autist (he/him)
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      1018 days ago

      Can confirm, modified shortbread is supreme lembas, we make it every year for our watchthrough.

      Honey instead of sugar, ghee or danish butter (lower water content), and a little more baking powder.

      Finish it off in the dehydrator for long term storage not that they ever last the next day lol.

      You can get good fresh wrapping leaves at any asian food store.

  • @Feathercrown
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    18 days ago

    Ingredients:

    • 20 loaves of bread

    Instructions:

    • Place in hydraulic press
    • Compress to smallest size possible
  • @aeronmelon
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    2219 days ago

    Tried it, ate four loaves, not very filling.

    • @SkybreakerEngineer
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      319 days ago

      New York bagels. Boiled, not baked. Super dense, not the airy stuff you can get frozen. So thick they barely fit in my slicer.

      • @athairmor
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        1519 days ago

        All bagels are baked. They are boiled before they are baked but they are definitely baked.

        • Angry_Autist (he/him)
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          118 days ago

          true traditional ones aren’t but you gotta get that brown color on it somehow.

  • Presently42
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    1518 days ago

    When last I looked, something akin to hardtack was what Tolkien had in mind. As for a recipe, I recommend looking to the Scandinavians

  • @[email protected]
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    1419 days ago

    German Stollen bread is delicious and filling, keeps for weeks if not months if well packed. It’s one of my favorite breads and what I thought was the real world thing that inspired Tolkien to write lembas as he did. Needless to say, I was very disappointed in the movie version of it.

    • @[email protected]
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      418 days ago

      Stollen is cake, not bread!

      But I agree, the movie version was more what I imagined cram would be.

      • Angry_Autist (he/him)
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        218 days ago

        I dunno, cram was dense packed bricks of bean and grain. That’s closer a look to stollen I think

        • @[email protected]
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          118 days ago

          No. Cram is described as dense and biscuit-like, Stollen is a fluffy but heavy yeast cake with raisins and powdered sugar.

        • @[email protected]
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          418 days ago

          Oh we’re throwing wikipedia articles now? Well, it’s a german thing, so let’s look into the german article that says “bread shaped cake”.
          I don’t know who fucked up the english article, but it’s cake.
          Greetings from Germany, where we are most serious about bread and cake.

          • @[email protected]
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            018 days ago

            I endeavor to say that kuche and cake aren’t directly equivalent, despite what the translation dictionaries might say.

            Most of traditional leavened kuchen won’t be called cakes in Brazil and I suspect they won’t be called cakes in the U.S. either.

            Now, given their nature, many states with strong German influence in Brazil won’t call them bread either, instead using the words cuca or cuque (which is really just a Portuguese friendly way of saying kuche). But most of Brazil just groups them together with other recipes of sweet bread.

            Simply put, in English they are bread. If you got issues with that, strap your pitchforks to a few V-2s and have at it.

    • Angry_Autist (he/him)
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      118 days ago

      Stollen bread

      After googling some images I am kind of sure that Tolkien elves would only stare at that in horror.

  • @[email protected]
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    1018 days ago

    Are you looking for something that looks and tastes like elvish bread could look and taste like or are you looking for a super filling and nutritious bread? Or a movie accurate version?

    For the former, I don’t know what you imagine. Look for a bread recipe you envision as elvish and play around with it, adding spices.
    For the latter, german Pumpernickel is the go-to bread.
    For a movie-like lembas, go for shortbread

  • @[email protected]
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    918 days ago

    i mean, just regular scones feel like they get the vibe right: super dense and tasty.

    slather them in butter/marmalade/whatever and enjoy.

  • @CM400
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    718 days ago

    My kids used to bring home whatever pre-packaged food they didn’t eat at school, and one of those things was this whole wheat cake donut flavored with honey.

    Why the school would think that 3rd graders would like that is beyond me… buuut the first time I tried one, lembas popped into my head. Not for the texture or its ability to fill my stomach with one small bite, though. As an adult, they were so tasty. I got real sad when the school figured out what’s what and stopped buying them.

  • @Skkorm
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    519 days ago

    1 cup Bannock is basically lambas bread, and it’s delicious

    • @Olap
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      419 days ago

      Bannocks also powered the last Scottish army - the Jacobite incursion into England

    • @Kojichan
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      114 days ago

      I love Bannock! Good stuff.