• @ummthatguy
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    213 months ago

    Savory jellies, or aspics, are a thing we have been trying to erase from our collective memory.

    • Draconic NEO
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      12 months ago

      I threw up in my mouth looking at and thinking about this. It just seems so disgusting.

  • Zier
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    93 months ago

    Spaghetti-o-no-you-don’t weiner bouquet!!

  • @niktemadur
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    3 months ago

    Zap that thing with electricity…
    “It’s alive…! IT’S ALIVE!”

    EDIT: gotta wait for a thunderstorm first, of course.

  • nifty
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    53 months ago

    This is great if you’re constipated, you’ll be expelling from both ends in no time

    • @[email protected]
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      53 months ago

      Unfortunately the gelatin continues to absorb moisture and expand during its time in your bowels, only to form a tight plug near the end when your body tries to dehydrate things a bit so turds will become shapely. Ends up blocking you up like fine cheese eaten in massive quantities. Ask me how I know and I may cry rather than answer.

  • @[email protected]
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    3 months ago

    I just can’t comprehend how you guys over there like jello pies so much and why you don’t get heartburn from it.