• @XOXOX
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    1622 months ago

    The golden snitch.

  • SGG
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    1072 months ago

    Remember kids, if someone offers you drugs, say “yes thank you” because drugs are expensive.

  • @ThePyroPython
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    652 months ago

    Given that Potter is a blank slate of which JK Rowling occasionally used to espouse derisions against characters’ actions that didn’t align with her “don’t-rock-the-boat” neo-liberal attitude, Potter would 100% act like that.

      • @ThePyroPython
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        92 months ago

        McGonagall spots him, confiscates it, goes back to her office, sparks it back up and gets to ripping phat drags.

  • @SkunkWorkz
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    472 months ago

    This is why Hermione ends up with Ron. Harry would definitely call the cops on her when she makes illegal concoctions.

    • @NegativeInf
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      552 months ago

      Bruh, half the drugs were invented by nerds. The other half were discovered by plant nerds.

  • @[email protected]
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    Bro listened to D.A.R.E. and took it to heart. In 6 years he was lighting up with Ron more than Draco could ever dream of smoking.

  • RachelRodent
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    2 months ago

    Bruh, bro is bein kind and offering drugs, fucking asshole and snitch smh

    • @Glytch
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      102 months ago

      What would you expect from a future magic cop? Potter’s a fucking narc.