• Rhaedas
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    1254 months ago

    She wasn’t fake smiling, Donald. She was laughing at you.

    • @hOrni
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      734 months ago

      If I remember correctly, she literally bursted out laughing when he got to the cats thing. I know I did.

      • @Gradually_Adjusting
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        444 months ago

        Imagine the profound satisfaction of it being your job to look him in the eye and say shit that’ll drive him crazy, and if you make him look dumb enough you get to be the president.

        I’m not mentally well enough to even contemplate that level of self actualization right now.

      • Rhaedas
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        174 months ago

        I can’t make out what she mouths later, but her exclamation as she laughed was “Oh come on…”

        • @Lost_My_Mind
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          174 months ago

          I REALLY wish we could have heard what she was thinking when she held back, and instead said “This…ffffffformer president.”

      • Flying SquidOP
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        33 months ago

        The look on her face when she realized that baiting him on crowd sizes was enough to set him off was priceless. It was definitely an “I already won this and it’s been less than 10 minutes” look.

  • @breadsmasher
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    974 months ago

    Refused to say he supports ukraine and “would end the war in 24 hours”

    When asked if he had a healthcare plan, he said he had a “concept of a plan”. and “when we think of one itll be the best.”

    So no, he doesnt support ukraine.

    And no healthcare plan.

    The guy is an idiot.

    • @LEDZeppelin
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      324 months ago

      But DOGS! and CATS! and…………PETS!

        • @Lost_My_Mind
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          74 months ago

          Actually, he was probably watching PAW Patrol.

          “It was a whole city, run by dogs, and a dog was the mayor, and another dog was a firefighter! That one was a dallmation of coarse! He had spots. So many spots. People say he has the best spots, no, they really do. You can ask anyone. There was a dog waiter, and a dog resteraunt, and they were eating cats and dogs. It’s true. It was very sad. I SAW IT ON TV, OK!!!”

          Cut to a shot of Harris stiffling laughter from turning into a belly laugh

    • @jaybone
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      63 months ago

      Are any republicans expecting him to have a health care plan?

  • @HocEnimVeni
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    464 months ago

    “Long practiced facial expressions” every accusation is a confession

  • lemmyng
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    344 months ago

    He managed to smile just fine at the 9/11 memorial and at Arlington…

  • @Sanctus
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    304 months ago

    Anyone want to make a botnet to flood Truth Social with? Imagine a tsunami of “concept of a plan” comments. He’d get so angry he’d probably have a stroke.

    • FauxPseudo
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      114 months ago

      Any additional traffic would cause a boost in the Trump Media Stock Scam.

      • @Sanctus
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        34 months ago

        That is a sad truth. Does it have downvotes or dislikes? The potential to drive him insane is astronomical through that attack vector. But yeah it would make him richer and thats an estate we would all be better off without.

        • @jaybone
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          13 months ago

          I don’t think it lets you downvote or dislike Trump’s posts.

      • @jaybone
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        33 months ago

        Maybe Truth Social should start charging for API access.

        • FauxPseudo
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          13 months ago

          But then they might make money and get flooded by bots, therefore unaliving the platform because of all the bots talking to bots.

    • @kholby
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      44 months ago

      On the one hand, I think it would be hilarious and would definitely piss him off. On the other hand, I don’t want any presence on Truth Social, even as a bot.

  • @ngwoo
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    253 months ago

    For anyone wondering the mental institutions thing is because he doesn’t know what “asylum” means

    • Flying SquidOP
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      43 months ago

      Ohhhh! You’re right! I never thought about that!

  • @[email protected]
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    234 months ago

    What’s with the random Words being Capitalized? Is there Some kind of secret Message that He’s encoding in his truth Social Posts that i’m not Able to understand?

    • FauxPseudo
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      294 months ago

      It’s how unhinged Boomers type. They don’t know how to use markup but want to emphasize certain words.

  • @[email protected]
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    184 months ago

    One thing I love is that he still hasn’t managed to come up with a nickname for Kamala Harris that sticks. He’s tried Kamabla which failed miserably, and this “Comrade Kamala” is bound to fail too. I can guarantee it bugs him.

  • Plum
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    174 months ago

    6k likes from his little echo chamber.

    • @Iheartcheese
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      74 months ago

      Butthole pics get more likes on Twitter

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      94 months ago

      Everytime I’ve ever seen his smile, he always looks like he’s forcing it because he has some pin digging into the back of his neck. And the only way to get the pin out is to try to smile convincingly, but it still hurts like hell.

      That’s his smile. Everytime.

      • Flying SquidOP
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        Oh I’ve seen him smile convincingly:

        I mean you’d smile too if you met your rich Hitler bro. Even if he is one of THEM.

  • @T00l_shed
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    144 months ago

    No! I won the debate trump, don’t you remember?

  • @DaddleDew
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    Trump’s denial cycle:

    • Grossly overestimate your abilities
    • Don’t make any work or effort whatsoever to prepare
    • Do or say something that makes you look like a complete idiot in front of everyone
    • Blame it on someone or something else and/or pretend that it didn’t happen and/or that you were misunderstood and/or you were taken out of context and/or you were joking or being sarcastic because how could you make such a mistake if you are so smart? (you are here)
    • pretend that your opponent is the one who did it
    • cling onto that delusion and pile on the conspiracy theories
    • cycle repeats when he inevitably does something else stupid.
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    and long practiced facial expressions

    Disclaimer: This is not meant to be a dig at any of the Neuro-diverse people out there.

    You know that whole “every lie is a confession” thing? I really wouldn’t be surprised if Trump or any of his kids have either performed or been recommended working on facial expressions as a therapeutic exercise in empathy.

    I’ve got nothing against people who struggle with emotions and empathy, but I’m also just as upset when they try to attain tyranny as any other person.