• @kmirl
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    1262 months ago

    “DOT EXEPT”

  • topher
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    912 months ago

    Yeah, this checks out. They’re “exept”.

    • @Treczoks
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      122 months ago

      I’d like to see the bodycam footage of that!

        • @Treczoks
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          32 months ago

          Which are not many, given that he claims not to be a citizen, but cannot provide a passport and/or visa.

          I wonder if handing them over to ICE will quickly cure them of the sovcit disease.

      • @GlendatheGayWitch
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        52 months ago

        I wonder what their response to a request to see a visa or green card would be, since they claim not to be US citizens.

        • @Treczoks
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          32 months ago

          Hand them over to ICE for processing their illegal alien status.

          • @GlendatheGayWitch
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            42 months ago

            The police should definitely be doing that. It would nip this idiocy in the bud.

    • Flying Squid
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      Unfortunately, a lot of times, the cops know they aren’t paid enough to deal with SovCit shit, so they just let them go if they even bother to pull them over in the first place.

      • Bizzle
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        52 months ago

        I’m hearing that this works then?

        • @[email protected]
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          82 months ago

          Presumably until you get into a car accident or pulled over for any other reason. Then, it’s probably off to jail with you. At least I hope.

        • Flying Squid
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          22 months ago

          Based on a bunch of other SovCit posts… apparently so for at least some people.

  • @Macaroni_ninja
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    722 months ago
    1. Open an etsy shop.
    2. Start selling fake licence plates with bullshit on them.
    3. Profit

    Yup, we got all the steps.

  • TheTechnician27
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    462 months ago

    Sometimes I wish I lacked enough scruples to get in on the sovcit merch grift.

    • @dohpaz42
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      62 months ago

      Why not? All you have to do is add in small fine print “This is for novelty purposes only” to the items and you should be able to claim they are joke items.

    • @satanmat
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      42 months ago

      I wish I could come up with some of this shit. I’d love to sell this; but I don’t think I’m creative enough to go that far down the rabbit holes

    • @mwproductions
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      12 months ago

      I feel the same way. I even have all the necessary skills! Alas…

  • @paddirn
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    392 months ago

    Good that they declare “No Drivers License-No Insurance-No registration-No Inspection” right there on their tags, that’ll make it easier for the cops to know what else they’re stopping them for.

  • @SendMePhotos
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    292 months ago

    Jfc is this how I need to make money? Is it wrong to take money from willing stupid people?

    • @[email protected]
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      I approached a friend asking whether we should grift the far-right this year. The logic is that they’ll spend that money anyway, so why not direct it toward ourselves. We haven’t chosen to take action yet.

      • @WarlordSdocy
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        72 months ago

        Personally I think it’s fine to do that. Better that you get that money then either some right wing person who is gonna use it to promote their horrible causes more or some right wing company gets it and does that on a bigger scale.

  • Flying Squid
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    272 months ago

    “The United States of America Republic” just does not roll off the tongue. We should change that name to something shorter.

  • Madrigal
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    262 months ago

    This is going to be hilarious when someone decides to take their declarations of “not a citizen” seriously.

    • Rhynoplaz
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      202 months ago

      Ok. 🤷🏻‍♂️ It’ll be at the impound lot.

  • Erasmus
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    212 months ago

    UCC 1308 sounds like it should be the registry number of a starship. lol

    • @SpaceNoodle
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      62 months ago

      Turns out it’s a magical incantation for these people.

      • Skeezix
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        62 months ago

        It stands for Uninformed Crazy Citizen

  • @gedaliyah
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    I’d be mad if I ordered it and it said exept instead of exempt.