Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don’t know anything, do you?
You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice ‘spooking’.
AAAAAAAA!!!
Silverware inventors have sold the lie that you need the spoon and fork seperately for years; when a spork can do both of their jobs perfectly. Buy sporks and never look back.
So now I’m gonna have to buy an add-on for my fork to fill in the slots?! I hate that goddamn enshitification is everywhere now!
Fuck I can hear her say it too
The spork effect
Stop slot shaming!
Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.
Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn’t have those slots?
I think you’re looking for some hoes to fork,
Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.
The spork is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.
The fedora of kitchenware!
Slots ruin everything…
Your fork’s a slot
You calling me a forking slot?
Changing a few letters doesnt change what this joke is (misogynisy),
Ah yes, those mean people, having sex, without you.
The not-fun-party is across the street, in .ml land
It’s because of all those slot machines.
Not with that attitude you can’t
Norway
TIL
Why is he touching it though.
Unless you use a Vichyssoise fork. It’s all in the wrist.
“Observe my trolley. These are my weapons…”