is this real?
This is why Americans are the only people not allowed to make fun of British food.
I counter with American Chili, Barbeque, and Corn Bread. I would give you Maryland Crab but I’m busy eating it.
There’s British food now?
Since food is just what you eat, anything can be food even though it is utterly disgusting
The beauty of capitalism
That Baja Blast one provoked a physical gag reflex in me.
So original flavor dew dogs are ok?
I think it’s physiological response to that teal color in food. There are lots of green foods that are ok to eat, so the immediate revulsion wasn’t as strong.
But yeah, that Baja Blast teal is something you only see in nature on mold.
It’d be so easy to make veg dogs look like this. Literally just put different veg in it, boom, different colors.
But no, gotta dye the tube of pig buttholes.
Horsemen pronounced like hors d’oeurve
The Freedom Frank is War, Hallowiener is Death, Mtn Dew is Pestilence and Baja Blast is Famine.
I grew up with blue ketchup on the shelves at the market. There are bagels that come in rainbow color. Ever heard of Lester’s Fixins? They’ll sell you soda thar tastes of buffalo wings. I come from a reality where nothing is off the table.
And then some joker comes along and makes up fake shit that doesn’t even raise my eyebrows… I believed this was real with no reservations. How’s that supposed to make me feel?
Thank you so much, I felt like I was being made fun of for a minute there.
You come across like Morty after a couple of seasons of adventures with Rick, just used to/not surprised by the unfamiliar shit that’s out there. Like, apathetic to it. I’m honestly in awe of your go with the flow attitude. Also, green ketchup is far superior to blue.
It’s a problem. I’ve consumed so much Dan Harmon content that his writing voice has crept in. At this point I’m what you get if Jeff Winger didn’t work out or do speeches.
Proud to be an American! 😎🇺🇲🦅
Where at least I know I’m free 🎵
Unless you’re poor, or black or gay, or trans or disabled or need healthcare-
Capitalism breeds innovation
Whimsical, colorful tubes of mashed eyelids and pussy lips!
Switch the top two, and get a fairly accurate political compass.
Four dogmen?
Horsedogs?We all know what to do with a blue wiener!
Seek medical attention?
