• IninewCrow
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    452 months ago

    USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-A)
    USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-B)
    USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-C)
    USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D)
    USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-E)
    USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-F)
    USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-G)

      • @someguy3
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        112 months ago

        Chef’s kiss of a response.

      • Farid
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        32 months ago

        Btw, does anybody know what bottle was used for that Aldebaran Whisky? It looks to me like Jose Cuervo 1800 bottle.

    • @thessnake03
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      2 months ago

      Don’t forget the -J from the ENT future

        • @wjrii
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          202 months ago

          Also recall that NCC-1701 and NCC-1701-A are different ships.

        • teft
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          142 months ago

          Also don’t forget to include Janeway’s Enterprise. Rumdar was able to steal all of it’s secrets.

            • teft
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              102 months ago

              Go watch Lower Decks and you’ll get the joke.

            • Miles O'Brien
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              52 months ago

              To anyone who has not seen Lower Decks, and either doesn’t want to or can’t:

              Rumdar is a Pakled (the “It Makes Us Go”, “capture Geordie and force him to make them strong” dumb guys)

              When the captain of the USS Cerritos meets this Pakled (and others) they all call her Janeway (because she’s a woman and in starfleet, therefore either she must be captain Janeway or all female captains are named Janeway)

              They also refer to the Cerritos as “Enterprise”, as well as the USS Titan, which they call “Another Enterprise”, so either they think all ships are coincidentally named Enterprise , or all starfleet ships are called Enterprise.

          • @Etterra
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            52 months ago

            Rumdar truly is a master spy.

        • @[email protected]
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          32 months ago

          Does the ringship count? I’m not sure at what point a “spaceship” becomes a “starship”.

          • NielsBohron
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            52 months ago

            I don’t know about in Trek lore, but I think in the real world, when a ship is designed or used to travel from one star system to another, it’s classified as a starship

            • Farid
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              32 months ago

              In ST they definitely use shuttles and runabouts to travel between star systems, but they aren’t called starships.

            • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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              12 months ago

              or used

              So the X-Wing Luke flies to meet Yoda for the first time (ostensibly in a different star system) was a starship?

              • NielsBohron
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                12 months ago

                I mean, I did specify “in the real world” and that we were taking about ST, but sure, I guess it applies to SW, too.

    • @mercano
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      42 months ago

      USS Enterprise, NCC-1701, no bloody A, B,C, or D.

  • @aeronmelon
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    Galactica, Millennium Falcon, Rocinante, Heart of Gold, Serenity, Starfury, and Pillar of Autumn.

      • @stoly
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        Forgot the TARDIS.

  • lemmyng
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    372 months ago

    Knowing that there are 7+ Enterprises already qualifies you as a Star Trek nerd.

  • @[email protected]
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    162 months ago

    Alright, so there’s Voyager, Voyager from when it got split while fighting the Vidians, Voyager from when it got duplicated by the silver blood, Enterprise D, Enterprise D from that time it got reflected back across time while the original was stuck in a temporal anomaly, the NX-01 Enterprise, and the NX-01 Enterprise from the aborted timeline where they fail to stop the Xindi and stay in the Expanse for like 80 years, and Trip and T’pol have a full adult son. Has the Cerritos been duplicated yet?

    • Admiral Patrick
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      132 months ago

      Also, the Enterprise D when it got stuck in the time loop where Frasier kept giving them a fatal fender bender. It could have been blown up a dozen times, a hundred, impossible to tell.

    • @Maalus
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      12 months ago

      Could have gone for Voyager-J and do the same thing with the Enterprise but for Voyager.

    • @[email protected]
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      92 months ago

      We know there’s at least a Voyager D in Lower Decks time. Which does seem fast for the ones between. I hope they didn’t keep losing them

      • Admiral Patrick
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        82 months ago

        Voyager-A was active as of 2385, and LD takes place from 2380+. Either there’s a production goof, or Janeway self-destructs the ‘A’ as well as it’s next two successors in rapid succession. Given her propensity for initiating auto destruct, I guess it’s not too far-fetched lol.

        • @[email protected]
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          62 months ago

          Maybe she’s promoted to Fleet Captain, and gets put in charge of Voyagers A-C all at once, to take them on a deep space expedition. After they’re predictably swept away in an anomaly, the D is built

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            Or when the shipyards found out she took command of the “A”, they just started immediately building B through D assuming they’d be needed in short order lol.

    • @Maalus
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      42 months ago

      I think she directly says “what’s that, like 10 generations?” after noticing the -J and gets corrected that it’s 11 (since she forgot about the non letter Voy)

  • @bandwidthcrisis
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    112 months ago

    Lower Decks answer:

    “Cerritos, Burbank, Anaheim , Fresno , Sherman Oaks, Riverside, Culver City… Riverside, Santa Monica… Just tell me when to stop.”

  • @[email protected]
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    112 months ago

    What a fun crossover. One of my all time favs.

    Anyhow, it reminds me of the Lower Decks episode with the Pakleds (?)

  • @[email protected]
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    82 months ago

    Yo, the starship’s warp core is bussin’ frfr! Captain’s like, ‘Beam me up, bestie!’ and we’re yeet-ing through subspace at warp 9. The Klingons are being mad sus, no cap. Our shields are giving skibidi vibes, but the photon torpedoes are straight fire. The away team’s fit check? Phaser-proof drip, obvi. Holodeck’s glitching though - major L. Vulcan science officer’s spitting facts, but it’s lowkey mid. Computer’s all ‘Unable to comply’ - skill issue much? Anyways, we’re about to go goblin mode on this anomaly. Space, the final frontier? Nah fam, it’s just our rizz playground!

    (Please forgive me -.-)

    • @Rednax
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      32 months ago

      Making an actual episode where there is a race that talks like this would be the perfect way to kill it off. Just imagine Picard attempting to communicate with this race in their own language. No kid will survive the cringe.

    • Match!!
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      12 months ago

      this is what Lower Decks is probably like to people who haven’t seen Lower Decks

    • Zerlyna
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      12 months ago

      I am going to gleefully show this to my child tonight when I’m home… Love using the “brain rot” against her. :)

  • @[email protected]
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    32 months ago

    Ackshully…

    The TOS Enterprise, as well as the A, D and E are usually referred to as “The Enterprise”. B and C aren’t on long enough for me to remember if it applied to them as well.

    However, the NX-01 was always referred to as “Enterprise”, (without the “The”). It’s like they were making a point of it, too. So I wouldn’t count it with regards to this meme.

    So you then have to decide which ones you would count, such as the J, the one in ST:P, whatever came up on Discovery… Or whether you want to consider alternates as distinct.

  • @Psythik
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    If you ever feel the need to look up the origin of this meme, do yourself and please don’t.

    I’ve never seen a more painfully unfunny crossover of two of the worst shows in television, until I looked up the scene that this meme is from.

    • @[email protected]
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      22 months ago

      Unnecessary crossover? Sure, I’ll give you that one.

      Two of the worst shows in (sic) television?? Absolutely not.

      • @Psythik
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        02 months ago

        Sorry I should have worded my comment better. What I meant was that New Girl and Brooklyn 99 are among the worst shows on television, not that they are the worst shows on television.

        Thanks for pointing out my mistake.