• Sentient Loom
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    233 hours ago
    1. Good!
    2. I’m never buying a vehicle that can be remotely shut down.
  • @[email protected]
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    63 hours ago

    Our emperor Elon gave him a fair trial in a court of his peers before serving out the sentence?

    Totally not unchecked power right?

    Not diametrically apposed to Right To Repair right?

  • Rentlar
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    235 hours ago

    “The remote shutdown did not affect these vehicles. They are operating normally, without any failures,” he said Friday on Telegram, per CNN. “You couldn’t ask for better advertising for the Cybertruck.”

    Buy a Cybertruck today! Only 1 in 3 chance it stops working after 2 months!

  • @[email protected]
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    115 hours ago

    Hilarious article, but man - don’t go on that site without all of your ad and popup blockers at full throttle.

    • massive_bereavement
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      74 hours ago

      The website says futurism, it doesn’t say if it’s of the good kind or an ad driven dystopic hellscape.

  • @[email protected]
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    135 hours ago

    Hahaha, this makes my afternoon. Sippin tea, watching a syphilis-driven psycho have his toy bricked.

  • @[email protected]
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    26 hours ago

    WTF let the warlord use what he brought and paid for. Stop eula roofing him and let him Cook.

    • @[email protected]
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      92 hours ago

      Read the article. Despite its headline, it goes on to say that the most likely explanation is that the shoddily built truck, that is known for breaking down all the time, probably broke down, as opposed to being remotely disabled.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 hour ago

        I dunno. This kind of thing has been happening a lot. Word is Kamela Harris’s earrings remotely disabled Donald Trump’s brain for example.