• @grue
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    4 months ago

    People in this thread, unironically:

  • southsamurai
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    334 months ago

    Why would I change either?

    I mean, I’m a hoopy frood, So I know where my towel is, and it’s full of all kinds of nutrients due to the competing microbes that compose its flora. You don’t just waste that kind of ecosystem by changing towels every decade.

    And sheets? What about the memories? Every stain is a mark of something wonderful that happened. Except the ones that are marks of something horrific that happened. Or the ones that are just spilled beverages. But, you know, that’s still plenty of good memories you want washed down the drain, you animal you.

    • @[email protected]
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      194 months ago

      Best be careful when changing sheets anyway. It’d be a shame if your mattress wasn’t properly killed before being shipped from Sqornshellous Zeta and it went on a flollop rampage after being exposed to too much sunlight.

        • dustycups
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          4 months ago

          Douglas Adams / Hitchhikers guide references.

          HIGHLY recommended.

          Edit: you might also be having a stroke, but that’s just a coincidence. Coincidences can be frightening things.

    • Obinice
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      54 months ago

      I like you.

      Let’s go somewhere, fall, and forget to hit the ground together.

    • cobysev
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      134 months ago

      Reverse this for me. I shower first thing in the morning every day and my bath towels are just drying clean skin. They only touch me for maybe a minute or two before being hung to dry.

      However, I go to sleep at night, after a full day of developing natural body oils on my skin. And I lie in bed for 8+ hours at a time.

      My bed sheets are far more gross after a week of use than my towel will get in a month, more or less a couple weeks.

    • @[email protected]
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      34 months ago

      I momentarily misread that as “depression fart” and was expecting a different reason for changing sheets.

  • @thefatfrog
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    124 months ago

    We usually change the bedding weekly, I.e. every Sunday and the towels usually as soon as they start to develop this old wet umbrella stench, which takes about 3-4 days.

    • @Warl0k3
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      Oh my god, that smell is mildew. If your towels are kept so humid that they’re mildewing the colliform bacteria in your bathroom is having an entire festival on there. Please, before you get a horrible infection, please start swapping them out more frequently. I’m begging you, rubbing that on even a small open wound could be legitimately life threatening (for example if you’re the lucky winner of E.Coli roulette, which is also absolutely growing on your towels).

      • @thefatfrog
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        54 months ago

        Unfortunately the towels don’t dry very well on the towel rack. But don’t worry. We don’t use stinky towels. They get thrown on 90°C washing immediately 😅

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠
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    104 months ago

    Mattress, about five years. Towels, every decade or so.

    Just keep the ones you have clean with regular washing, and they don’t wear out that fast.

    • TwinTusks
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      24 months ago

      Thank you, seeing all those “weeks”, “months” replies are making me feel like a neathandal.

  • @RBWells
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    84 months ago

    Weekly for both. We live in the tropics, love sex so wash sheets often; shower daily but use same towel all week.

  • d00phy
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    64 months ago

    Towels and sheets weekly. Comforter and mattress topper alternating weeks.

  • LCP
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    64 months ago

    Once a week.

  • @Coherence
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    34 months ago

    Towels - 3 days Sheets - every week

  • @foggy
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    34 months ago

    I just do it when I do laundry which is when I run out of shirts for work.

    Somewhere between 2 and 6 weeks.