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What do you dip it in? Chicken?
God looking over at the ‘GLOBAL BIBLICAL FLOOD’ button on his control board
He promised to never do that one again.
But he said nothing about a massive gamma ray burst.
Who says he hadn’t already done it a few times already, including the one people wrote about? It’s not like there would be many survivors to share the story … and the ones left alive would definitely be told what they could or couldn’t commit to history.
The fossil record? Of course, that could just be a test of our faith…
If a test of your faith is not rewarded (for punished for your failure) then it was all in your head.
I’d eat it. I would regret it, but I have to know.
I would say that a quote from St. Augustine would be appropriate in this situation:
“Not all wonders are natural; many are devised by man’s ingenuity, many by the craft of demons.”
I’m thinking this is a combination of the latter two. Eating it will make you part of the Army of the Damned.
I’ve earned eternal damnation for less
Not again.
I think you’re allowed one taste. It’s the second taste that consigns your soul to damnation
I’m more worried about my mortal bowels than my immortal soul if I ate that thing.
Why would you regret tasting heaven?
Because I’ll be dead. My organs will organize against the oppression of my brain and I will die.
You worship in your way and let me worship in mine.
Honestly that sounds delicious, and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Ranch it up 🤟
