I can’t believe it actually started to compute this in my head. C’mon coffee, get to work.
Me: a complete dumbass.
“I could swear it happened once when I was a kid”
“…Wait a second…”
You can’t just move holidays. Who do you think you are, the President of Venezuela?
Thank god that new year is not on friday 13th.
Not with that attitude it isn’t.
Sorry, I only believe in The Robot Devil from Futurama.
I’m gullible as hell I showed this to my gf super excitedly
Don’t feel bad. I once showed my then-girlfriend news of a Firefly renewal on April 1st.
Straight to jail.
Not sure I get it.
Well I asked ChatGPT if that is true. It’s so cool that ChatGPT isn’t allowed to tell me how stupid that question is
Chin up, now you know she really loves ya
She might have dumped them immediately, you don’t know
I actually shit his pants for him and then gave him a forceful blumpkin, he cried after.
Cried with joy about how much he loves you?
Isn’t Halloween always on 31 October? How’s this possible?
Did you know that Christmas and Halloween are the same day? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
That’s why it’s so scary 😱
The Halloween is inside the calendar!!!
If you put that in the mirror it’s kinda true, except that it’s also on a Thursday this year haha
I remember a friend of mine showing us this image many years ago all excited. To this day he’s mocked for it
