Seems relevant: https://youtu.be/nhv5uv6Na_A
- First you pay money to Canonical, and then you load the disc into the PC.
- Animal noises and bongo drums play for some reason and you’re presented with an orange game menu.
- You click on one of the squares stacked clumsily on the left and nothing happens.
- You click it again and it drags with your mouse up the hierarchy.
- Finally, it lets go and a big white square fills the screen, knocking you off your chair.
- A popup window spawns from an empty corner and informs you that there are 25 packages that can be updated.
- Daunted by the unending onslaught, you curl up into a ball and weep
BTRFS deciding it’s corrupt and refusing even read only access.
Edit: You beat it by trashing the disk, using any other file system, restoring from backup and accepting any losses.
Guru meditation
Nvidia drivers. You beat it by ripping out your GPU and casting it into a volcano
Nvidia is Sauron confirmed.
God.
You patch God out of TempleOS
Windows 11, the settings panel, a terrifying combination of old and new technology.
Win10, the updates that keep loading bloatware and undoing debloater
Happy cry Linux mode activated… 🐧
Bill Gates, communism.
William Gates retired, MicroShaft is now headed by Satya Nadella, who is apparently some fuckwit that’s out of touch with humanity.
i do know that, Bill wasn’t innocent either. I do like quite a bit of what he’s doing, but back in the day that was a ruthless motherfucker.
There is literally written that :q to exit!
If you read the clues, yes.
Wont work if you have unsaved edits or are in insert mode. Escape then :q! will.
Ooh, living life dangerously.
I would not like to have that as a finger habit!
John mcafee’s ghonnerea
It would be General Failure reading the disc. I would fsck him up, and replace disc if necessary.
Yes, I know those may be different oses, but I was thinking multiplatform
I say you’ve won an operating system once you’ve contributed code that got into its kernel
The fear your code will break something one day and Linus will hunt you down will forever your thoughts.
Game over.
Your comment seems to have a ----- missing…
I don’t even
haunting you for the holiday 👻
Alright, have an upvote 👍
But… If you wrote the boss (or even just portions of it), then defeat the kernel boss you partly wrote, isn’t that like cheating?
Windows when you can activate it without giving MS your info. Of course, like so many final bosses, it tends to come back harder the next phase.
Kinguin ftw
Blue screen of death and you defeat it by installing linux.
Tsch, that’s the opening sequence.
“You have broken free! Now what do you want to do?”
Then how do you defeat the new bsod in the Linux kernel? It’s got a fancy QR code!!
(It’s “install bsd” isn’t it…)
Where my freebsd homies at
That looks purple to me, clearly not a BSOD.
For real though, a QR code for a kernel panic? 🤦♂️
Seems dope, I mean, your computer don’t work and retyping text is lame
TempleOS, and you need to fight Terry Davis
Oh shit…!
The secret final boss is Windows ME though…
That game is too easy though, it crashes itself.
You need to escort it through a very large minefield to designated spot or it will explode obliterating everything.
We all know that CIA prison escape segment was harder than any of the bosses, though.
Grub Rescue
Same way you overcome any of life’s challenges: decide it’s impossible bullshit and move onto another game
I won’t lie, I’ve considered almost totally giving up modern technology, and going back to refurbishing wristwatches like I did in my teens.
Analog/Digital? Hardly matters, as long as I can get parts…
