• @rockhstrongo
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    79 hours ago

    I have some small magnets stuck to the underside of my stove’s range hood.

    When I need a place to put that spoon that “I’ll probably need later”, I stick it to one of the magnets. Just let it dangle away.

  • @RizzRustbolt
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    1419 hours ago

    Then you go to grab it and you knock it in to the sink.

  • @disguy_ovahea
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    431 day ago

    The universal sign for “I may not be done with this yet.”

    • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
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      -1623 hours ago

      Yeah but a lot of people claim it to be “weaponized incompetence” so they can punish their partners.

      • @Eheran
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        1923 hours ago

        They are what to do what?

        • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
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          -1223 hours ago

          Weaponized incompetence was a term created to shame partners for not being able to correctly preform household tasks that are considered “simple”

          Like a husband not doing the laundry right just so the wife will do it instead.

            • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
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              121 minutes ago

              I don’t really understand why people reacted negatively to this. It’s a known thing that people do and other people abuse in one way or another.

          • @HonoraryMancunian
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            1120 hours ago

            Weaponized incompetence was a term created to shame partners for purposefully incorrectly performing household tasks that are simple

            FTFY

            • @TexasDrunk
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              820 hours ago

              I keep trying it but I live alone so I end up doing tasks poorly then have to do them correctly myself.

          • @Eheran
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            923 hours ago

            I have conflicting interpretations of those 2 paragraphs. Does the woman use it to shame the man? Or does the man use it to not have to do the task?

            • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
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              The original meaning was that the man was using it to not have to do the task.

              Effectively it’s both.

  • @[email protected]
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    1822 hours ago

    If you use the same knife every day then at best the butter residues on it are just one day old and you can keep using the same knife for the rest of your life without ever washing it.

    You’re welcome.

      • @Zorque
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        515 hours ago

        Do you typically heat your butter knives to several hundred degrees?

  • Alex
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    622 hours ago

    Balance on the top of the spread jar/container or go home.

    • @SpaceNoodle
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      520 hours ago

      I just make mine hover in midair

    • flicker
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      320 hours ago

      Butter comes in sticks so this would be difficult.

      If there’s sufficiently less stick in the butter dish, I’ll cover the usable part of the knife and also the butter.

  • @[email protected]
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    -419 hours ago

    I take umbrage with “couple bits of toast”

    Surely it should be “couple bits toast”?

    You can’t lazily leave out one “of” and not the other

    • @[email protected]
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      16 minutes ago

      it took me like 30 seconds to figure out what other “of” you were talking about, “couple of bits of toast” looks so clunky to me

      granted, i pronounce it as “cup’la bit’sa toast”

    • @[email protected]
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      18 hours ago

      Except couple bits toast doesn’t roll off the tongue nearly as well as couple bits of toast.

      Edit: that being said, I’m not a caveman - they’re fucking slices of toast. You want me to make some toast and tear off a couple bits for you?