• TheRealKuni
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    33 hours ago

    He’s just a member of the Ghostbloods masquerading as an ardent in an attempt to poison a Lighteyed heretic. He needs a lot of bread for that task.

  • ivanafterall ☑️
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    1821 hours ago

    For thousands of years of human history, this was like the ultimate mating call. This guy is too good for our modern world. Dude’s PROVIDING like crazy.

  • @Armand1
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    2623 hours ago

    Look, he was probably over-encumbered on the way to the chest and had to drop some loot.

    Happens to the best of us.

    • @Madison420
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      721 hours ago

      You don’t just hammer down all the food? I think my Skyrim character has to have eaten like several thousand cheese wheels simply because I had too many.

  • @Lost_My_Mind
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    591 day ago

    None of that bread is moldy. It looks soft and fresh. Which means he either consumes or distributes that much bread on a regular basis.

    Hey, mind if I make a sandwich???

  • @Voyajer
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    181 day ago

    That ain’t your bf, that’s red soldier doing nothing but teleporting bread for three days!

    • Blaster M
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      420 hours ago

      “I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TELEPORT BREAD FOR THREE DAYS!”

  • @hOrni
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    91 day ago

    Dude is carb loading. Good for You, he must be a jock.

  • N3Cr0
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    31 day ago

    Is this the film “Dawn of the Bread”?