• @iAvicenna
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    153 hours ago

    amazon unhappy with happier employees can leave too

    • @SendMePhotos
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      43 hours ago

      Thanks a lot. Now, whenever I see a quote from one of these types of leadership people, I’m going to hear the quote in a southern slave owner voice like Leonardo Dicaprio in Django.

  • @Mango
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    63 hours ago

    Why is even the writer of the article lying about the reason? Everyone knows this is about real estate value propping up the stock price.

    • peopleproblems
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      41 hour ago

      Man, there are people who will argue until they are blue in the face that the purpose is not real estate.

      The “only” evidence I can provide is that the values of proximal commercial properties is rapidly losing value because the workforce that provided business to those properties is no longer there. And just because the properties have investments made by the company doesn’t mean they own them outright (despite the value tying into their businesses net worth).

      Of course they would lie about this. It doesn’t benefit the real estate owners and the business to publicly share that investments are losing value because of natural economics. The entire financing industry is based on lies to begin with, can’t change that now (/s).

  • @[email protected]
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    716 hours ago

    Well yeah, driving people to quit to save money on severance from the impending layoffs is the whole point of forcing them to return to the office

    • @Valmond
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      42 hours ago

      You don’t like the anal probe? Just leave!!

      (*without any additional pay or severance)

    • @Mango
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      33 hours ago

      They should really open just an absolute shit load of individual constructive dismissal cases.

    • @assembly
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      75 hours ago

      My guess is that by going fully onsite, they can probably avoid layoffs entirely. The majority of tech roles are hybrid or remote so the departures are going to be often and steady which will naturally select out anyone not interesting in making their life Amazon. They want employees that live and breath Amazon and this is how they get that (or just keep desperate people).

      • @[email protected]
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        73 hours ago

        The hilarious thing is that the first ones to go will be the high performers. They’re executing a dumb as shit layoff that will set them far behind competitors.

    • @Agent641
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      94 hours ago

      Would continue to sit in office applying for other jobs until they fire me.

  • @MrFappy
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    356 hours ago

    So in this instance would quiet quitting lead to the desired result? Just doing the most subpar work until they’re forced to fire you with a severance…

  • @jordanlund
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    136 hours ago

    Amazon employees starting their own businesses in 3-2-1…