• @KuroiKaze
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    26 hours ago

    …And just moments away from a lady taking me to her place and shoving her hands in me while she wraps her mouth around my ample dripping meat. Sign me up.

  • @hOrni
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    3213 hours ago

    And fuckable.

    • atocci
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      6213 hours ago

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    • @I_Miss_Daniel
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      111 hours ago

      Do you have to remove the suppository first?

    • TinyShonk
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      28 hours ago

      Well the post said the warmer, not the oven.

        • TinyShonk
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          17 hours ago

          As in cooked and then waiting in the warmer until someone buys it. Why would you leave it in the oven, you would have to lower the temperature way down to keep it from burning and be unable to cook more until they’re all gone.

  • @TORFdot0
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    28 hours ago

    I think the dead part means it doesn’t feel at all

  • @aesthelete
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    6 hours ago

    “Cooked to perfection?”…if you enjoy hours-roasted microplastics, sure.

    EDIT: Ever wondered why your costco chicken tastes like a boat load of chemicals? Check out the wrapper it was baking in under a heat lamp.

  • @MissJinx
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    112 hours ago

    no joke yesterday I was watching an interview with a guy that has some kind of mutation and he has very low IQ. He was super happy! I was so envious!

    • @jaybone
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      810 hours ago

      Was he running for president?