Me mining in Tears of the Kingdom.
How someone can keep a straight face in such bulbous pants I cannot understand.
Because people in this industry spend all day huffing their own farts.
This guy seems to have stored quite a few in those pants for future sniffing.
bulbous pants
Thanks to lemmy, I now know the answer to:
How could you dress a human being to simultaneously look like a bowling pin and a pair of testicles and a balloon at the same time?
… FFS, if it had some obnoxious blues yellows and reds worked in to accent it, I would say that ‘formal, avante garde, clown style’ has just been invented.
… The fucking jacket doesn’t even fit his arm length well.
God it just keeps getting more ridiculous the more I look at it.
Me every time I’d get out of the surf in my shitty fullsuit from a couple decades ago.
When you shit your pants every day for a month straight
How can you walk up and down a catwalk wearing this without laughing?
But how can you actually walk in these? Bow knees? I need a video to see how its possible since the bulbs would block each other with every step.
Those airtight latex pants seemed like a good idea until the model farted.
That happened to my balls once, seriously. Had to go to the ER
Testicular torsion or epididymitis?
I had to look both of those up haha but I’d say neither. The doctor said concussion at scrotum but this was in SE Asia so wasn’t best language. Girl (American) I was traveling with was bouncing on me hard and felt and heard a snap then scrotum filled with liquid. It eventually got the size of baseballs, turned black and lasted a month
Holy shit, I regret asking questions and I even more regret reading that. Thank you for tonight’s nightmare.
LOL welp the way she goes, the fucking way she goes
Babe, do you know where I left my waxed testicle pants…?
It’s called fashion
No, no it is not. Fashion is just copycat of someone with style.
And this isn’t even style, otherwise you’d see people in Walmart wearing similar clothes. Even the People Of Walmart don’t wear this shit.
That’s not what fashion is, fashion is a form of art and saying this is not fashion is the same as saying a Jackson Pollock is not art because it’s not photorealistic.
I’m sure someone has filled latex pants with some kind of fluid in a Walmart at some point
Possibly even semi-solids… 💩
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