• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
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    5 months ago

    Thanks to lemmy, I now know the answer to:

    How could you dress a human being to simultaneously look like a bowling pin and a pair of testicles and a balloon at the same time?

    … FFS, if it had some obnoxious blues yellows and reds worked in to accent it, I would say that ‘formal, avante garde, clown style’ has just been invented.

    … The fucking jacket doesn’t even fit his arm length well.

    God it just keeps getting more ridiculous the more I look at it.

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    5 months ago

    Babe, do you know where I left my waxed testicle pants…?

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    5 months ago

    That happened to my balls once, seriously. Had to go to the ER

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        I had to look both of those up haha but I’d say neither. The doctor said concussion at scrotum but this was in SE Asia so wasn’t best language. Girl (American) I was traveling with was bouncing on me hard and felt and heard a snap then scrotum filled with liquid. It eventually got the size of baseballs, turned black and lasted a month

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    5 months ago

    Fly with me! 😜😄… no wait, how does it go?

    Oh yeah

    Let me show you the world…

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    5 months ago

    Oh wow. I just stumbled on this community and am now stoked!

    I’m so tired of text on every picture. Just let things be funny!

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      No, no it is not. Fashion is just copycat of someone with style.

      And this isn’t even style, otherwise you’d see people in Walmart wearing similar clothes. Even the People Of Walmart don’t wear this shit.

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        5 months ago

        I’m sure someone has filled latex pants with some kind of fluid in a Walmart at some point

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        That’s not what fashion is, fashion is a form of art and saying this is not fashion is the same as saying a Jackson Pollock is not art because it’s not photorealistic.

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    5 months ago

    I still don’t understand who pays people to put on this type of fashion show.