What the fuck
What the fuck
Exquisite.
I can’t stop looking at it
It won’t let me stop looking at it
Please
Yeah if my cat did that. I could never believe they weren’t sentient or inhabited by another entity again.
Cat
Not sure if “Steve, we need to talk” or “I’ve been watching you in your sleep.”
Where are my testicles, Steve?
Probably both. Happy Halloween!
The first thought that came to mind for me was, “hello susan. You’re right on time. Please, have a seat.”
looks like you have your Halloween decorations sorted
shit is gonna haunt me all night
This is so fkn weird
Horror
But what kind
Arcane? Fae?
Everybody check your trinkets and see which is glowing. We need an ID on this creature before initiative.
Anybody got a sense evil spell prepared?
I don’t need my entire damn house to glow all the damn time why would I have that damn spell prepared
Uncanny valley effect in full
Are you sure that’s not a furry? You might have accidentally adopted a furry.
Couldn’t you tell? It’s clearly a furry cat.
Yeah I’m straight up dying from a heart attack if I woke up and saw that.
Soon ™…
Very soon now…
that actually looks kind of weird
Looks like a damn goblin puppet from labyrinth
Looks like some kind of fae. Run.
Please elaborate
This Terry Pratchett (GNU) quote pretty much explains it (he uses the term “(Discworld) elves”, but given that Lords and Ladies is clearly based on A Midsummer’s Night Dream the quote equally applies to any kind of fae, and not necessarily, for instance, to Tolkien or DnD elves):
Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice. Elves are bad.
Terry Pratchett was one of a kind.
Thank you)
either this is the start of an anime, and the sidekick is waiting for you to wake up…
… or you gunna die.
given it’s halloween…
Nah this is fucked.
Sitting weirdly*
