• @x00z
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      61 hour ago

      Like consent to enter your property?

  • @Odo
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  • @69420
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    It was a graveyard fuck…

  • @essteeyou
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    How did we reach a point where this is an accurate portrayal of such a large amount of literature aimed at women?

    What’s the equivalent for men? Captain Kirk and the various alien species?

    • @Fredselfish
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      I don’t know but my wife reads a ton of them. Guess lucky for me it makes her wet and she ravishes me after reading one.

      She did draw the line at one of these books that was recommended was titled, Lust of the Bigfoot or some shit.

      • @essteeyou
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        Hmm, maybe. I guess it depends on the blank. I don’t know much about anime, but are many of the girls just basically dogs or dinosaurs or whatever the equivalent would be of fucking a wolf or a dragon?

        It’s basically just beastiality at this point.

  • @helpImTrappedOnline
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    This is why all the supernatural creatures left…humans are scarier.

    • @Agent641
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      Aliens lock the doors on their spaceships when they fly near earth.

    • palordrolap
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      I assume it’s a parodic, non-copyright-infringing synonym of a certain “sparkly vampire” story that also contains at least one werewolf. The book has an apple on the cover, and I assume that’s supposed to be an apple on the spine of the book in this comic.

    • Boxscape
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      I’m a little afraid to ask, but what is “dusk?”

    • @[email protected]
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      It’s gotta be either porn, one or more kinky mfers, or a reference to some weird story, like saying “MLP jar”.

      I’m satisfied with this exact amount of information and no more than that.

      Edit: Oh, it’s Twilight. So it was porn, just without the sex.

  • @GraniteM
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    Those are some very specifically-drawn dildos.

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      On the left we have a Bad Dragon Ika The Tentacle and on the right we have what looks like could be either a Nocturne The Enderfang, Sleipnir the Mythic Norse Stallion, or Kelvin the Ice Dragon…all by Bad Dragon.

      That was the most entertaining bit of impromptu research I’ve done this week.

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        The question is, did Cartumante go to the Bad Dragon website for references or just… look over at the shelf.

      • @chaonaut
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        If you look back at panel 2, there’s a potential third one to research

          • Jo Miran
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            Yep, and from that angle it looks like the second one is actually the unicorn one.

              • @[email protected]
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                My partner and I have amassed 1-2kUSD… maybe more… worth of High Quality Fantasy Silicone Sculptures and we love them very much!

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                  Again, impressed! I can respect a collector who enjoys what they accrue. My collection(s) are more SFW, but I can appreciate the artistry and dedication to the craft, for sure!

              • Jo Miran
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                To be fair, the catalog isn’t that expansive. Hit the Bad Dragon website and you view the entire collection in detail in less than ten minutes. That’s what I did. Some are…imaginative

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                  They’ve got a decent chunk! But it takes some interest before ya see one and the name comes to you before you even fully recognize the shape hahaha

  • @[email protected]
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    The very understated “I <3 Monster Fuck” poster is a pretty unique example of a meta joke where the reference is to the previous panel

  • HobbitFoot
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    Looks like someone is a fan of dub con hetero Omegaverse literature.

    • ekZeppOP
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      …now 14.

      • @[email protected]
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        Not to mention 6 Vampires, a Minotaur, a trio of Sirens, and an unfathomable collection of Eldritch Horrors.