• The Picard ManeuverOP
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      I think OB/GYNs have ‘crying at target’ as a standard option on their symptom forms.

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        It really should be.

        Second kid, my wife was crying at target, and was like “why am I crying at target? I should get a pregnancy test while I’m here”. Two lines.

        Crying at target can be used to detect a pregnancy as early as 5 days before your expected period.

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      Wait…is someone named JasonDJ actually a pregnant woman? I’m just imagining Jason Voorhees as a pregnant DJ.

      …Which may actually be scarier than the movies.

  • ivanafterall ☑️
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    You either buy one of each or decide which one loses a friend forever.

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      There is just one jack’o’lantern left (it’s probably a more practical shape) so yes, people seem to buy them at different rates.

  • @PunnyName
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    That’s fucking adorable! 😍

  • @credo
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    And then you take the last pumpkin mug and the ghost is forever sad.

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      Their mymic is anyhow way too positive for Halloween. Separate them to get two villains full of bitterness und anger!

    • @shyguyblue
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      Yeah, I’d just drill a hole and turn them into planters. #plantdad

    • @AnUnusualRelic
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      And they’re also impossible to properly clean.

        • @nomous
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          OK Mr. Moneybags we get it you have a special brush for your dishes and don’t use the same one for your teeth and hair.

  • @brewdtype
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    720 days ago

    This is absolutely something my pregnant wife would have done. Those hormones are nuts.

  • Flying Squid
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    Dracula over there being like, “I wish I had a friend.”

  • @Papanca
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    520 days ago

    Smart marketing