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blibla@slrpnk.net to memes · 2 years ago

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blibla@slrpnk.net to memes · 2 years ago
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  • OmegaMouse@pawb.social
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    Yeah my parents forced being British on me when I was growing up

    • lumpenproletariat@quokk.auBannedBanned from community
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      Removed by mod

      • scholar
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        There’s a brexit joke in there somewhere

        • Aksamit@slrpnk.netdeleted by creator
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          Terf island too.

        • Im_old
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          pray the UK away

          The rest of Europe

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      My condolences

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    I have no issue with people being British either but I just don’t agree with the lifestyle.

    • potoooooooo 🥔
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      Love the sinner, not the sin.

  • potoooooooo 🥔
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    The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam in Southend-on-Sea.

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      But they did live in Eden, we’ve got a bunch of those.

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    I just don’t like the British lifestyle being forced down my throat. They even have an anthem and such. Why can’t they just be quietly British. I don’t rub my non-Britishness on them.

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      They even have an anthem

      You referring to Mr Brightside? Or do we have a new one yet?

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        My country, ‘tis of thee; sweet land of liberty, of thee I see.

        Damn I miss the age of parody lyrics being the highest form of insult. We should go back to that. (Yes, fellow Americans, that song that literally all of us know is just a trolling parody of “god save the queen” and most people don’t know that which makes it even more funny.)

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        By that band from Las Vegas?

        • TroublesomeTalker@feddit.uk
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          Our patron saint is from Turkey(ish), what’s your point? We can steal culture as well as marbles you know.

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          Pretty sure thry were mormons too.

          • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In
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            Biggest Christian rock group.

            • Aksamit@slrpnk.netdeleted by creator
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              Fucking mental considering how British their music sounded.

    • lengau@midwest.social
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      I don’t rub my non-Britishness on them.

      Americans cannot relate to this.

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    Being Br*tish is an abomination, why can’t they just be normal?

    • Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      You can swear on the internet. On second thought, maybe that one is best left censored

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    🎵 He’ll save children, but not the British children 🎵

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      He had a pocket full of horses

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        Fucked the shit out of bears

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          Washington, Washington

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      I heard that mother fucker had like 20 god damn dicks

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    When I worked at a movie theater, I had a customer refund their tickets because of the actors with British accents

    • Nasan@sopuli.xyz
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      Which movie was it?

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        The King’s Speech

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        Ah fuck, buddy. That was almost ten years ago

        • Mr_Blott@feddit.ukBanneddeleted by creator
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          Removed by mod

        • Nasan@sopuli.xyz
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          Ah, gotcha, no worries.

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        It wasn’t very good.

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    Nobody show this guy Taskmaster Junior.

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      I’m so stoked to watch this. I loved Rose and Mike, and I’m so excited to have them back. They seem like perfect picks for their roles. Kids should make it extra goofy. I haven’t been able to watch any TM for some months, so I’m going to have a lot to catch up on

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    Live your life but please don’t do that in public for my kids to see

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    Do they really have to expose us to their lifestyle like that? How will I explain this to my kids

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    Goddamn Peppa Pig is indoctrinating our youth!

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    yew wot?

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      Ey r rkid there ain’t no need for that you muppet

      • This Manc.
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    That’s funny, I have the opposite opinion. Seems like it’s something you should grow out of

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    I can understand someone not wanting their kids to see the Scottish. But the English and the Welsh? Those people live SOUTH of the wall.

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      The one made of corn? Doesn’t sound very structurally sound

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    My spouse’s parent was British but fortunately didn’t raise them that way.

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