‘Choose’ rhymes with ‘lose’? I mean c’mon, someone did that shit on purpose 👀

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    4 hours ago

    The bigger problem is that lose should rhyme with pose or close. Loose is fine.

    • snooggums
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      63 hours ago

      Don’t get me started on ough and ead.

      The lead soldier kneaded dough in the bough brush while they read the book that they previously read while taking a furlough in the rough.

    • @over_clox
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      34 hours ago

      Hoes drop their clothes.

      Who the hell decided that close is pronounced the same as clothes?

      • NoneOfUrBusiness
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        53 hours ago

        Okay as a non-native speaker who struggles with consonant clusters this is both the best and worst thing I learned today.

        • @CarbonatedPastaSauce
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          22 hours ago

          Hey we may have our language rules pulled from 30 different other languages and applied seemingly at random, but at least we don’t have to memorize the gender of every inanimate object in the world!

          I’ve taken 5 years of German and self studied some Russian and Spanish, and goddamn that gendered noun shit is really, really hard for native English speakers.

        • @over_clox
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          13 hours ago

          As a native English speaker, English is freaking weird like that.

      • @[email protected]
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        No one? They aren’t pronounced the same in any accent that I’m aware of.

        Edit: I’m dumb. I was reading that as the “nearby” close and not the "shut " close.

        • NoneOfUrBusiness
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          23 hours ago

          I don’t know shit about fuck when it comes to the differences between accents/dialects but it’s at least enough of a thing to be there in dictionaries.

        • @over_clox
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          13 hours ago

          You’re probably thinking of the pronunciation of close as in ‘close to you’

          I was thinking of the pronunciation of close as in ‘close the door’

          Which is pronounced the same as clothes.

            • @CarbonatedPastaSauce
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              22 hours ago

              Huh? I have lived in every corner and the middle of the United States and I have never heard anyone pronounce the TH in clothes no matter the accent. It always sounds like close as in to close the door.

              Unless you are thinking of cloths, as in a pile of wash cloths.

              English kinda sucks sometimes.

            • @over_clox
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              I’m not sure where you’re from, but the th is indeed silent in my area regarding the word ‘clothes’. I’ve never heard it pronounced any different than ‘close’.

              Now if it’s said as ‘clothing’, the th is indeed pronounced. But not for ‘clothes’. And I’ve worked at a clothing store before.

              You might be thinking of the word ‘cloths’, which indeed does pronounce the th.

              English is weird like that.

              • @db2
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                So on laundry day you put away your clo_s_ing? The rest of us have clo_th_ing.

                I can edit also.

              • HorseChandelier
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                53 hours ago

                I’m not sure where you’re from, but the th is indeed silent in my area regarding the word ‘clothes’. I’ve never heard it pronounced any different than ‘close’.

                I’m not sure where you’re from, the th in is always pronounced in my area regarding the word ‘clothes’. I’ve never heard it pronounced the same as ‘close’

                I will say that people got called out for pronouncing it the same as the spice ‘cloves’.

                FWIW My area = rural southern UK.

                • ODuffer
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                  Yeah absolutely not silent. Unless perhaps you’re a cockney. Source: I’m in northern England. Perhaps it is a British thing.

                • @Asidonhopo
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                  21 hour ago

                  I’m in the US and I pronounce it, I think a lot of people do? Maybe I just know a lot of snobs and “regular” Americans mush the word together but I don’t think so

                • @CarbonatedPastaSauce
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                  12 hours ago

                  Oh well that’s easy then, it’s because you guys speak British, not English!

                  Kidding aside, I lived in East Anglia for a few years as a kid and I don’t remember the British kids saying it that way either, but that was a really long time ago and my memory ain’t what it used to be! I think. I can’t remember how it used to be actually.

                • @over_clox
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                  13 hours ago

                  You seem like the sort of person that would pronounce the word often with a hard T, yet still pronounce the letter A as if it was an O.

      • @SandLight
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        I don’t know that they sound that different, but I definitely “pronounce” them differently in that my tongue is in a different party of my mouth for both of them. When I say clothes, my tongue is near touching my front teeth, where as close is more just below that ridge behind my teeth, so farther back.

        I’m from the center of the U.S. for reference.

        • @over_clox
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          22 hours ago

          I had half my jaw ripped open when I was 16 or so. So I guess I’m lucky to pronounce or enunciate anything correctly these days.

          Southern Mississippi, if that means squat.

  • @ohwhatfollyisman
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    104 hours ago

    they are very different in my mind. perhaps because i first came across them in their respective contexts through reading.

    even when speaking, to me, lose rhymes with booze and loose rhymes with goose.

    this has never been a problem for me, personally.

    • NoneOfUrBusiness
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      34 hours ago

      And here’s me, another non-native speaker, just learning that booze doesn’t rhyme with goose.

      • @ohwhatfollyisman
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        33 hours ago

        oh, no, no, no! booze and a goose should never go together!

  • @over_clox
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    74 hours ago

    There’s too to two different ways to pronounce and spell many words.

    Fuck, that’s three!

  • @[email protected]
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    33 hours ago

    If we start now, we can probably switch the pronunciations of Aristotle and chipotle within a generation.

    Chip-ot-el

  • @db2
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    64 hours ago

    They didn’t, except among the ignorant and autocorrect.

    • snooggums
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      33 hours ago

      It is read like lead, not read like lead.

  • @Jerb322
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    84 hours ago

    Trust me, it is equally frustrating for most Americans…or almost, anyway.

  • @[email protected]
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    13 hours ago

    Obviously the plural of foot is feet, so the plural of book should be beek.

    Or one sheep should be a shoop.

    There’s also the English Vowel Shift. Which means words either side of it are inconsistent.

  • snooggums
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    13 hours ago

    Only online and since I hear the words I read it is really fucking annoying.