• @Daviedavo
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    95 hours ago

    Lol - so, flavored vapes are “targeted at children” even though smoking/vaping has always been illegal for minors. BUT putting alcohol in a classic children’s drink isn’t marketing to children… BTW, I’m not against vaping or this drink, just find it funny that lawmakers seem to think that flavored products are intended for children and adults can’t possibly like them. Real adults just drink straight vodka or smoke filterless cigarettes apparently.

  • Zier
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    95 hours ago

    Finally a breakfast drink to go with my english muffins.

  • @Inucune
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    207 hours ago

    Tried it. Tastes like sunny D with alcohol in it. Wasn’t bad if that is all you wanted.

    • @toynbee
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      76 hours ago

      That sounds like an automatic hangover.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      47 hours ago

      It is bad if that’s is all you want.

      • @FlexibleToast
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        64 hours ago

        It doesn’t taste like that. Notice the zero sugar. It has the distinct taste of artificial sweetner ruining an otherwise awesome concept.

      • HeyLow 🏳️‍⚧️
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        45 hours ago

        As someone who can’t taste the flavor in most seltzers, I can actually taste the Sunny D in this one. That being said it was just okay, after I finish this box I’ll just mix my own 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • smokebuddy [he/him]
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    107 hours ago

    I remember a long time ago Starbucks put out some Baileys/Kaluha style liqueurs and a bunch of people went to the media losing their shit like THEY’RE MAKING BOOZE APPEALING TO CHILDREN MAKE IT STOP.

    Twas a quaint time.

  • @yesman
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    289 hours ago

    I want a whole adult themed lunchable with vodka in the caprisun, THC in the food, and a cigarette for desert.

  • @Num10ck
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    46 hours ago

    sunny d + kahlua = tootsie roll

  • NegativeNull
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    14 hours ago

    We are a failed nation. This proves it

    • @[email protected]
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      22 hours ago

      This works for every nation I can think of… that would offer this product on their shelves.

  • @ashitaka
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    1810 hours ago

    Good thing you didn’t see the hard Mtn Dew…

    • @papalonian
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      38 hours ago

      The hard mountain dews are pretty decent, but the hard monster seltzers are where it’s at.

      • @dingus
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        17 minutes ago

        Hard Mountain Dew is fucking disgusting. I like regular Mountain Dew, but the alcoholic ones are horrendous. I’m guessing it’s because the alcoholic ones use Diet Mountain Dew which is the worst diet soft dunno on the planet. Dunno why they don’t have a sugar option.

      • Flying SquidOPM
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        58 hours ago

        I consider that a lot less evil. I don’t like Mountain Dew, but I understand the concept of liking Mountain Dew. Sunny D is for parents who think their kids aren’t getting enough sugar with normal Orange Juice. It’s like drinking a liquid pixie stick.

        • @papalonian
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          Sunny D is for parents who think their kids aren’t getting enough sugar with normal Orange Juice. are sick of Timmy’s shit and want something to mix their vodka with.

          Clearly, you’ve misunderstood the target demographic

          • Flying SquidOPM
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            37 hours ago

            If you’re sick of Timmy’s shit, you don’t need the mixer. It’s shots time.

            • Saik0
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              12 hours ago

              There’s some value in hiding your alcoholism from Timmy.

      • TotallyNotSpez
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        48 hours ago

        I just looked up the price for a 4 pack online, one place listing them at $9.48. Now, did they at least have a very customer friendly refund policy at the store and paid you $9480000.00 back?

        • @Viking_Hippie
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          47 hours ago

          Brb, ordering minus a million cases of vintage Dom Perignon!

          Besides the financial windfall, im gonna get so damn sober! 🥳

          • @[email protected]
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            46 hours ago

            Be careful, that much antihol in one go won’t just get you sober, it’ll send you right out the other side. Few can deal with that clear a view of reality.

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          28 hours ago

          They said the check would be in the mail.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      128 hours ago

      No, I need to work on hating myself more first.

      • @[email protected]
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        12 hours ago

        Let us know your progress, m’kay? :-P (inquiring tastebugs demand to know! and no I’ve decided not to change that spelling!)

  • Theo
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    69 hours ago

    Sunny screwDriver