It’s Hi-C as in she hit that high C in the song 😂
I thought the pic on the right was Kamala Harris and couldn’t figure out wtf drink it could be. Had to read the comments and do a double take to realize it’s Whitney Houston
Water?
I believe the soda is our future.
Drink it well, and let it hydrate ya.
Swallow all the sugar that it has inside
Then swallow your sense of pride
To make it easier
To let the children’s laughter
Remind you it goes to your thighs.I wish the author used punctuation instead of emojis
Gotta move with the times, man. Emojis are a great way to add tone to text-based conversation for those who didn’t grow up in IRC chatrooms, learning to apply tone to the text itself.
Excessive use of emojis can be annoying, but in concept I think they’re fine.
😠
Perfect, well done!
Gotta move with the times, man.
Ironically, kids were held back for this mess.
Read the text ya’ll, it’s Coke.
Coke never has the water button on it though
How, when, where, why?
Whitney Houston had cocaine problems I believe…
Columbian gold, Texas snow
Oh, that’s what they meant when the Texas power grid failed…
sniffs
I’m imagining a Beverly Hillbillies-style listing of synonyms.
Booger sugar
Nose beer
Bolivian rocket fuel
Next thing you know, ol’ Jed heads a cartel
Greatest Soda Of All
Sugar
Twice as sweet as sugar
Milk?
Every woman?
Chaka Khan?
