• @Asidonhopo
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    3 months ago

    Love you lil bro wherever you are. Hope your belly is full of delicious food, you are warm and cozy and are regularly getting the best head of your life from someone who loves you with all their heart. 💯

    • @rkk
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      293 months ago

      No chance of catching him if someone is willing to hide and feed him for years. What was the motive?

      • bizarroland
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        433 months ago

        I think he or somebody he loves is dying because United healthcare won’t cover a life-saving operation or medicine.

        • @[email protected]
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          343 months ago

          He should be easy to identify then, just go through the data of United healthcare and find the list of people who have been denied life saving treatment.

          It should not be to long.

          • bizarroland
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            73 months ago

            That is my issue with Scooby-Doo villains. They always leave such a easily traceable breadcrumb of evidence that takes you straight to their secret layer and unveils all of the twists and terms of their rascally schemes.

        • @Norin
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          263 months ago

          I’m probably reading into things here, but then again we all are.

          I saw cold hate in his posture when he did the deed. This is someone who lost their beloved to an algorithm.

          And, yeah, he could be one of literally several million people that way.

          • @Benjaben
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            163 months ago

            Really? Have you watched the uninterrupted start-to-finish footage? I struggled to find emotion of any kind. The way he walks toward Thompson after shooting him, clearing his pistol’s misfire, is so unhurried and casual - it’s what I look like putting my earbuds back in their case as I walk. The dude does not look emotional or even remotely stressed that he just shot someone in full view of another person.

            • @Norin
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              173 months ago

              That’s what I mean by “cold.” More “past the point of emotion.”

              Passionate violence is a different thing. Like you say, it looks very logical and planned. Casual.

      • @DeadWorldWalking
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        143 months ago

        He’s a corrupt CEO of a health insurance company, which are inherently predatory and evil corporations.

        So almost all Americans have a motive

  • Sourav Satvaya
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    623 months ago

    His smiling face is somewhat similar to Altair’s smiling face. And the interesting part is that both are Assassins.

  • @werefreeatlast
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    393 months ago

    I hope we never met our hero, but I hope he is warm and cozy eating some good French fries with lots of ketchup and an impossible burger.

    We need a way to support him. I’m gonna start calling him Pete. President Joe, you should pardon him!

    • @Woht24
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      83 months ago

      I hope he’s eating something good.

    • @robocallOP
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      103 months ago

      Women and men are ready to marry this guy, buy him drinks for life, put money in his commissary, write letters of support forever.

    • @LifeInMultipleChoice
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      43 months ago

      This guy’s life is going to be ruined for years if they ever admit they have the wrong guy in the photo. He’ll likely get killed for being misidentified.

  • Sibbo
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    213 months ago

    His chin, nose and cheeks look so pronounced, this could be a good face mask.

  • @ieatpwns
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    163 months ago

    You think they expected to be a hero when the woke up that day?

  • @Intergalactic
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    153 months ago

    Not even the shooter because NYPD is stupid.

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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        63 months ago

        Definitely the right casting for the biopic

        Damn, now I’ve gotta rewatch Foundation.