• @feedum_sneedson
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    79 hours ago

    Yeah the kettle is just for boiling the water, nobody makes tea in it, that would wreck it. Yes, I’m English.

    • @Shir0a
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      68 hours ago

      Kettle boils the water, the TEAPOT steeps and serves the tea. Somehow people end up thinking they’re the same thing.

  • @[email protected]
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    1318 hours ago

    The patriot in me smiles every time I microwave the water. Yankee Doodle, motherfuckers.

  • @LouNeko
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    316 hours ago

    You boil water in a pot if you want to drink a cup off tea late at night and don’t want the loud kettle to wake up the whole house.

    • @[email protected]
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      314 hours ago

      Your kettle is that loud? The loudest part is the 1s jingle it plays after reaching my desired temp…And the volume isnt much louder than the microwave.

      • @TwanHE
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        611 hours ago

        What tf why does it play a jingle and why does it have temp settings?

        Didn’t know my electric kettle was outdated since it just turns off when it reaches boiling temp.

        • @[email protected]
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          210 hours ago

          Jingle as in a signal tone that’s not a single beep.
          And temp control is very neat to have if you are a serious tea drinker.
          Makes it easy to boil water to 60, 70, 80, 90, 95 or 100 °C. And tea can be picky if it shouldnt be bitter ;)

          • @TwanHE
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            19 hours ago

            Guess I’m not picky enough to notice a difference between the temps my tea is made at (I just shake the bag until it has broadly the right colour), although I don’t have much taste left since covid anyways.

            But will have a look for one with multiple temp settings for other purposes, if this one ever kicks the bucket.

            • @[email protected]
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              19 hours ago

              bagged tea could care less. if you steep it 1min it will more or less taste similar to doing it the recommended time.
              Loose leaf tea will notice it. It will either be too light, too bitter or just right and anything inbetween ;)

              • @[email protected]
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                11 hour ago

                I think that green tea bags are an exception, those’d be ruined immediately by boiling temps.

  • The Menemen!
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    322 hours ago

    <Shaking the head with a samovar, smiling slightly disgusted about the paper taste.>

      • @Klear
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        414 hours ago

        The USA was apparently built on communism.

    • @Darkard
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      322 days ago

      You disgust me

  • @RupeThereItIs
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    302 days ago

    Ok, but, why is microwaved water any different the water warmed in a kettle?

    This seems like a pointless thing to get worked up over.

    • @[email protected]
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      Water warmed in a kettle has much more even temperature in all points, which affects the brewing process. Generally, the more even the temperature is, the more consistent and rich is your brew.

      I would consider microwave boiling as a makeshift method to produce a mediocre result when you need it anyway, not as a daily driver.

      • @redhorsejacket
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        46 hours ago

        I’m asking this from a place of genuine ignorance: how does the evenness of the heat distribution matter when microwaving a pure liquid? I’m familiar with the microwave’s uneven heating qualities. I’m sure we’ve all bit into food that is scalding hot on the surface and still lukewarm at best in its interior. However, I’ve always presumed that is a product of microwaving a heterogenous, predominantly solid substance.

        So, sure, the microwave applies heat unevenly to the water. But wouldn’t the tiny little bits of water which get “over” heated simply diffuse their excess thermal energy into the rest of the homogenous volume in very short order? Furthermore,wouldn’t an uneven heat distribution in a mug of water simply lead to convection currents flowing from hot to cold, therefore promoting a relatively even distribution?

        • @[email protected]
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          13 hours ago

          The overheated particles will rapidly move upwards, which will lead to relatively even distribution in a layer, but uneven between heights.

          In fact, in a large microwaved mug the difference between top and bottom can be as much as 6°C/11°F.

          Using a kettle mitigates it for the most part, as it is the bottom that gets continuously heated, and the top is then naturally heated by the vertical currents of hot water, leading to a more even distribution.

          • @[email protected]
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            12 hours ago

            Surely stirring the water in the microwaved mug and giving it another round easily solves this issue.

            • @[email protected]
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              Ideally 2 to 3 rounds, yes.

              But at that point, isn’t it easier to just buy a kettle? It doesn’t require such manipulations, costs next to nothing and allows you to rapidly boil up to 1,5-2L (0,4-0,5 gal) of water for all your needs.

              There’s a good reason most of the (Western, at least, dk about other places) world uses them and considers them a basic piece of kitchenware.

              • @[email protected]
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                11 hour ago

                In the US, kettles are supposedly much slower than a microwave or even a hob due to their grid.

                • @[email protected]
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                  Fair enough; but even then, American kettles can boil water at a very reasonable time (3 minutes for 1,5L?)

                  Still, I can understand how that extra minute alters the choice for many.

      • @SkunkWorkz
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        How does a kettle warm the water more evenly but a microwave doesn’t? When a kettle has it’s heating element only at the bottom but a microwave blasts the entire mass of water with energy because it sits on a rotating plate.

        • @[email protected]
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          017 hours ago

          Exactly because of that.

          Hot water moves upwards, and if you heat it from the bottom, you get a more even result than if you blast it from all sides.

        • @[email protected]
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          -121 hours ago

          Cold water falls to the bottom of a kettle and boils on the bottom. Microwaves can miss the bottom, possibly?

    • CelloMike
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      232 days ago

      Went to see Randall doing his book promo and being interviewed by Matt Parker (in the UK) recently and this was his exact position on it

      The audience were not on his side 😆

    • @[email protected]
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      In my experience you won’t actually boil water in the microwave because it takes an eternity so you end up with tea in “warm” water instead. Or apparently some people also put the tea bag in the microwave ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • @[email protected]
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        42 days ago

        Brother it takes 3 minutes to boil water in the microwave. I have done this without fail.

        It cools down much faster though. Not sure how that works.

        • @AnUnusualRelic
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          221 hours ago

          Because only some of the water boils, not all of it.

        • Cethin
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          152 days ago

          It doesn’t cool down faster. That makes no sense.

            • @[email protected]
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              419 hours ago

              You can prove it by boiling the water in different ways, putting a thermometer inside and then filming/timing it :D

            • @[email protected]
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              121 day ago

              It may appear that way if it was unevenly heated, causing pockets of boiling water surrounded by comparatively cool water. This would make it look like it’s boiling, but then, when mixed, it is then much cooler than if heated by a kettle that relies on convection to mix the water.

          • Max
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            11 day ago

            It definitely depends on the microwave. In my office, one boils a mug in 2:20, while the other requires over 3 min

    • @Famko
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      -102 days ago

      Could be a problem if you microwave it together with the tea bag.

      Also I find microwaves to not heat up the water properly, leaving some cold spots.

      • AFK BRB Chocolate
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        272 days ago

        Hard to believe that cold spots could stay for more than a moment with the Brownian motion.

        • @nandeEbisu
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          132 days ago

          Do you not add gelatin to your water before making tea?

          • ✺roguetrick✺
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            214 hours ago

            Modified corn starch, miss me with those animal products (I actually am not vegan).

      • @marcos
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        The microwaves will heat your water more evenly than a kettle.

        Liquids have this amazing property, that if you heat them , they auto-stir just by themselves.

        (But personally, I’m uneasy about microwaving a tea bag with paper on one end, or worse, a staple. There’s probably no problem at all, but it doesn’t feel that way.)

      • @nandeEbisu
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        102 days ago

        So give it a quick stir? Also if it’s at a boil, the bubbles are going to mix the fluid well.

  • @lurklurk
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    71 day ago

    Loose leaf or bust! Keep the tea bagging to online shooters

  • @LovableSidekick
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    Patrick Stewart once said American tea was one thing he would never get used to. “For a proper cup of tea the water must be boiling when it hits the leaves.” He really didn’t like being brought a carafe of somewhat hot water with a teabag next to it. Even as an American I can relate.

  • @[email protected]
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    282 days ago

    How about someone who leaves the tea bag in the mug, sometimes for multiple days? Sips the tea with multiple bags still in it? It creeps me out and I am not even a big tea drinker.

    • @Mango
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      110 hours ago

      But sugar!!!

    • @[email protected]
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      92 days ago

      i had a co worker - who i assume didn’t want others to use his mug - who had a special day each year for washing his tea mug. It was soooo gnarly and crusty the rest of the year, he would gleefully take the clean mug around the office and show everyone on cleaning day. weird dude!

      • The Menemen!
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        I once had a colleague who would get hysteric when someone would clean the coffee machine. People are weird. Not cleaning tea potts and even mugs is also quite common among elder germans. They argue it tastes better that way. (They drink the tea without sugar or milk, so it probably isn’t thaaat bad.)

        • @[email protected]
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          113 hours ago

          The fuck you mean sweetening the tea. Raw or bust for classic loose leaf undbroken tea brews.
          Only for things like panning I would consider sweeting or low quality stuff specifically produced to do that.
          But never add sugar to my gyokuro!

    • @Dicska
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      I’ve done that a few times. Mostly when the previous bag was used the night before, and I was super sleepy in the morning, so didn’t even bother ditching it, saving 1.3 seconds and thinking it would make my new tea stronger.

      …yeah, I don’t do that anymore. But this is why I used to.

      UPDATE: I just made my tea just the regular way this morning. While stirring, I realised I had left the previous night’s red berry tea bag in it. I didn’t want to waste an otherwise perfectly fine bag of Earl Grey, so I did it again. Not intentionally, though. Also, note to self: red berry Earl Grey is not great.

    • Max
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      21 day ago

      Apparently I’m committing all the tea sins. I definitely make tea in a kettle. But if I do that, I boil the water before adding the tea bags. Isn’t that pretty standard? I’d only do so if I’m making a lot of the same tea (or iced tea), usually for a group of people

      • @[email protected]
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        322 hours ago

        For that there is a teapot. Some can be continuously heated up, just through external heating methods, such as a candle!

        Making tea in a kettle severely decreases life of the kettle and even after washing, some amounts of aroma compounds will remain, affecting the taste and aroma of whatever you boil water for next

        • Max
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          414 hours ago

          I think we may have different definitions of a kettle. I mean something like this:

          Which you put on the stove. I can’t imagine that having tea in this is a problem at all. It’s just glass.

          I’ve also done this with something like:

          Which I could imagine keeping more of the taste/being a problem.

          I assume you mean something like this by a kettle?:

          • @[email protected]
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            114 hours ago

            Yes, I mean an electric kettle indeed, the last one

            No problem brewing tea in glass, that’s how teapots work.

    • The Menemen!
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      122 hours ago

      At my university time I had some student friends who brew loose tea in a kettle. Was kinda disgusting tbh.

  • @[email protected]
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    172 days ago

    I’m an American who drinks tea. I’d love to hear from our distant countrymen on how accurate this is.

    • @Darkard
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      252 days ago

      100% spot on. Microwaved tea is comparable I would say to microwaving a steak

      • @Mango
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        210 hours ago

        Aww fuck. Now that you put it that way, I get it.

        • Cyrus Draegur
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          172 days ago

          … wait, there are some americans who put the tea BAG in the microwave with the water?!?

          I’ve MADE tea using a microwave before and it was ALWAYS “heating the water in the microwave, then adding the teabag to the hot water”, it never even crossed my MIND to have the tea bag inside the microwave, and frankly that sounds AWFUL.

          • Max
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            I often do this. With loose leaf tea too. The quality of the result highly depends on the tea and whether you get the timing right. I know my microwave pretty well and can hit boiling or just before boiling by changing the time for a black vs a green tea.

            When boiled appropriately, I can’t really tell the difference for most bagged teas, so maybe I’m just tea uncultured?

            The earl grey loose leaf I have I actually like better when it’s kept boiling for longer (about 15 seconds of boiling), and the microwave allows me to easily do this.

            The loose green tea I have changes its flavor a lot when heated for different amounts and to different temperatures. The microwave also let’s me easily control this in a way that I would struggle to with a kettle. I suppose I could add the tea afterwards and just get the water a bit hotter to compensate, but I’m lazy and I always forget about my tea in the microwave so it’s easier if it already has the leaves in it so I don’t have to re-steep

          • @[email protected]
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            42 days ago

            Maybe, who knows? Reheating tea though is absolutely foul. Worse than reheating coffee, somehow, and reheating coffee is pretty bad.

            • @[email protected]
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              12 days ago

              I’m often on here telling stories if how evil my mother was, and now I know I can skip all the tedious rehashing of her many evil acts and just tell people she made tea by putting the tea bag in a mug of water and microwaving the whole thing.

    • @[email protected]
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      162 days ago

      For a start, you don’t make tea in a kettle, you boil the water in that, then either pour into a mug or a teapot

      • palordrolap
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        I refuse to believe that Randall doesn’t know how tea is actually made, so it has to be a meta-joke / troll.

      • @Passerby6497
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        Jokes on you, my kettle comes with a built in steeper, so I make my tea in the kettle!

    • MudMan
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      Not British, but in my experience… accurate.

      I mean, I’m also not British and am roughly aligned with this spectrum myself.

      Look, if you can tolerate the absolute nonsense you hear from Americans about how to make coffee you can deal with me having a spice rack specifically to make tea.

      • @[email protected]
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        32 days ago

        What nonsense do you hear about making coffee?

        Everyone has their own way, but there’s no wrong way.

        • @[email protected]
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          62 days ago

          I make coffee by drinking hot water, then chewing whole coffee beans and swallowing them. I then wash it down with milk.

          • @[email protected]
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            42 days ago

            Eh, chocolate-covered coffee beans aren’t bad, if they’re reasonably fresh. That’s not too different.

            Really the only way you can do coffee wrong is if you boil it.

            • Skua
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              I got a free bag of those from the shop where I buy my coffee once. They’re really nice. I absentmindedly worked my way through the bag that afternoon, wondered why I was feeling so ill, and then realised I had consumed about two pots of coffee in pure bean form

  • @[email protected]
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    82 days ago

    My husband is Northern German, close enough to England that he was horrified at the thought of making tea in the microwave. And he doesn’t even really drink tea when he’s not sick.

    • @oncewhen
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      Ha, my sister lives in Germany and the weirdest thing she finds about German tea habits is that they only drink tea in winter, which I guess is kind of on a par with being sick. In the UK tea is a constant but in Germany it seems to be more of a special circumstances thing (illness, cold weather…). Even the person my sister buys her tea from shuts up shop in the summer because there’s no market for it.

      • @[email protected]
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        Tea is an inefficient delivery system for caffeine. If there’s no caffeine in it, it’s a warm beverage that relaxes you. So why would the industrious German worker bee want to bother with tea bags when coffee is right there? Unless of course the bee is sick and needs to relax, doctor’s orders, to get back to work as soon as possible. ;)

        • @[email protected]
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          213 hours ago

          Proper good tea is way more expensive than coffee anyway. And buying inexpensive coffee (beans) can easily be masked by milk and sugar…

    • @[email protected]OP
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      42 days ago

      Austrian here and I too would never make tea in the microwave. (I too drink tea mostly when I am sick.)

  • Cyrus Draegur
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    92 days ago

    is it even on the chart when my water cooler at home has a hot spigot that dispenses water at just the right temperature for tea brewing? it’s basically like having a kettle that’s always ready…

    • @[email protected]
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      118 hours ago

      I fucking love the water cooler heaters, mine does ice cold on one side and boiling on the other and it’s heavenly to have both immediately ready with water other than my horrifically heavy (and thus fuzzy) tap water

      I got mine for less than $60 at Walmart like 5 years ago and it’s still going strong, highly recommend to anyone

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      In the neighboring State from where I live in Brazil, a lot of gas stations have publicly accessible hot water taps. Even some parks and plazas have them. It’s for the Mate drinkers to refill their Thermos.