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    2 days ago

    His real parents, or his human adopted parents? Because I’m not so sure he ever had a chance to see his real parents fuck. Not unless they taped it and left it on one of those crystals in his fortress of solitude. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @Bgugi
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      212 days ago

      Adoptive 👏 parents 👏 are 👏 real 👏 parents 👏

      But yeah, he definitely saw Johnathan slamming that midwussy.

      • edric
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        92 days ago

        How does one do the clapping thing in real life? Do you clap along with every word, or alternate between word and clap?

        • @Bgugi
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          42 days ago

          Either at the start of each word or to accentuate each syllable.

  • @Mickey7
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    142 days ago

    He was too young to see this on his home planet. So yeah he might have seen his earth foster parents do it

    • @[email protected]
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      11 day ago

      The point was he has “X-Ray” vision, which lets him see through solid objects. Ergo, he likely couldn’t help seeing them from time to time until he learned to control that power.

  • @MegaUltraChicken
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    31 day ago

    Damn Martha and John catching some strays here. Guys, they’re his parents too.

  • @Zahille7
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    52 days ago

    People in here apparently don’t know enough about Superman to be confused by the question.

    • @AdamEatsAss
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      62 days ago

      He may have been on the other room but his x-ray vision and super hearing means he knew exactly what was happening.

      • Monkey With A Shell
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        2 days ago

        If he has x-ray vision shouldn’t he just be seeing a bunch of bones or other dense objects not penetrable by x-rays? Can it be shut off? How? Are we sure he wasn’t responsible for a drastic rise in cancer rates by going around just blasting everyone with his radiation vision all day?

        • @AdamEatsAss
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          42 days ago

          While he can turn off his laser vision I am going to go ahead and say he cannot turn off x-ray vision. Superman only identifies people based on skeletal structure.

          • @FooBarrington
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            62 days ago

            Have you ever seen Superman compliment someones hair?

            Me neither.

          • @[email protected]
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            32 days ago

            Is there a one-shot somewhere about people around superman getting cancer due to his x-ray vision? I think it would be an observable phenomenon if his eyes always worked in this manner.

        • @[email protected]
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          01 day ago

          In the comics (at least those from my decades ago childhood), it’s depicted as him seeing the same as normal people do - just through stuff. As such, I’ve always assumed it’s not actually X-Rays proper & they just used that phrase to convey the concept of seeing through solid objects.