• @LovableSidekick
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    41 hour ago

    No pie server - what kind of barbarian is this?

      • @LovableSidekick
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        226 minutes ago

        For when that special someone comes over. Of course if you have a special someone you’d have 2 sets of silverware. Okay I see the point.

          • @LovableSidekick
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            12 minutes ago

            I did that a few times - not in one sitting but just eating pie as my only food for a couple days (I’m not a big eater). I remember standing in line at Albertson’s in my early 20s, seeing a rack of peach pies and suddenly realizing I could just buy one for myself. I was an adult. I could get a whole pie and eat as much of it as I wanted. Another time I ate almost nothing but Cap’n Crunch all weekend. A friend of mine had a summer job at a pizza place where she got to take home one pizza per day. She put them in her freezer and lived on pizza all summer, zero grocery expenses.

      • @[email protected]
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        I made a cake last night to get rid of a few eggs. Realized I am slipping back into batchelor life when I just put the whole thing on a plate, put one utensil on it, And put the whole thing back in the fridge. Healthy… probably not … any of it. But not having to look for a clean utensil every time is nice. The sad part is it was a spoon I grabbed, not because I thought it would double for ice cream if I wanted some… But because it was closer

  • @ALilOff
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    42 hours ago

    Did they borrow these from a restaurant. I just find it more menacing to just buy 1 of each, searched online and I can’t find a single reasonably priced utensil set that only sells 1 of each in the set.

    • @[email protected]
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      31 hour ago

      Walmart sometimes sells utensils individually in store, they’re loose in bins with a little plastic price barcode attached

    • @Hiro8811
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      21 hour ago

      In some Europe countries the all Chinese shops offer that option

  • @affiliate
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    52 hours ago

    you can honestly get by with just a spoon. need a butter knife? use the spoon handle. need to jab something? just scoop it instead. need to cut something? just cook it a little more so it gets soft

  • @WoodScientist
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    62 hours ago

    You cannot convince me this man is not a serial killer.

  • GratefullyGodless
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    104 hours ago

    OP is a fancy one with their actual silverware. When i was a bachelor, it was box of plastic forks, box of plastic spoons, and box of plastic knives.

  • @cellardoor
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    235 hours ago

    Excuse me, it goes: Fork->Knife->Spoon->tea spoon.

    I don’t know what this is but it’s certainly not in keeping with the lord’s way.

    • @frostysauce
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      160 minutes ago

      What the actual fuck!? The knives always go on the outside, far left or far right.

    • @SkunkWorkz
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      Right chopstick -> left chopstick -> porcelain soup spoon -> packets of unused plastic foldable forks that came with the instant noodles

  • @Windex007
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    165 hours ago

    I was so bad at keeping on top of washing my dishes in Uni that I absolutely decided to have exactly 1 plate, cup, mug,and each cutlery. Can’t have more dirty dishes than you have dishes.

    • @Glitterbomb
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      73 hours ago

      This is the way. Friends think I really like this one bowl. Truth is I like an empty sink, so I force myself to wash it by only owning one bowl.

      • @[email protected]
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        11 hour ago

        I just recently got rid of 90% of my silverware and over half my plates and bowls for this very reason

  • @[email protected]
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    44 hours ago

    I use plastic plates, drink directly out of the tap, have one set of chop sticks and my kitchen knife is the pocket knife I carry everyday.

  • @PDFuego
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    728 hours ago

    I’ve got 2 of everything just in case. Dirty dishes can’t pile up if they don’t exist.

    • @LaunchesKayaks
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      12 hours ago

      I was given so much stuff when I bought my house. My one aunt had a shopping addiction and just gave me all of the kitchen shit. I live alon and my house is too small and laid out too weird for me to comfortably have guests. Idk what to do with everything, so it just stays in a cabinet. I don’t want to throw it out because it’s nice, but I have no use for it

    • @jaybone
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      24 hours ago

      I have a giant stack of plates. So they can go into the dish washer after I use them. Same thing with boxer shorts and the laundry.

    • @toynbee
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      27 hours ago

      Also to support any surprise guests!

  • @P1k1e
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    85 hours ago

    I have 4 of each just in case I don’t feel like doing the dishes today

    • @DrPop
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      12 hours ago

      Don’t most sets come with 4?

    • @[email protected]
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      45 hours ago

      The pictured method forces disipline. Honestly a tub of alcohol wipes in the kitchen and a quick wipe down with one of those works pretty well for cutlery

  • @devfuuu
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    65 hours ago

    That’s more than enough. I’ve survived for long with just a knife and a fork. A good knife works as a second fork.

  • @Mango
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    247 hours ago

    Knife should be on the left and the spoons on the right. Fite me.

    • @[email protected]
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      134 minutes ago

      I’ve always done it (big) spoon, fork, knife, then teaspoons in a smaller tray underneath the main 3. But I moved forks to the left and spoons to the right and now I’m always getting confused and it doesn’t feel right, even 3 months later

    • Sabata
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      166 hours ago

      You think I’m worried about fighting someone that has to reach over the gentry silverware to grab the knife?

        • Sabata
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          23 hours ago

          Even match, The winner goes to the defender assuming lair advantage.

          • @stupidcasey
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            I see, but my butler grants advantage on all reactions within a 5ft radius when performing the “Set Table Feat”, I know that applies to cordially invited enemies as well but the de-buff technically only says “applies to enemies” so I think that means he gets to roll a flat 20 but I will need a ruling from the DM.

            • Sabata
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              23 hours ago

              The fight would have been mine if it wasn’t for the meddling buttler, you only had one knife to steal.

              • @stupidcasey
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                23 hours ago

                No, No, No, it says right here you may use the Fork as an improvised weapon without your Dexterity modifier with disadvantage.

                • Sabata
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                  It wouldn’t be in character. I already went for the knife. Don’t want to meta game.

      • @Mango
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        96 hours ago

        This is a valid argument and I’d hoped nobody would mention it. 😡

      • @Mango
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        56 hours ago

        Well in fancy restaurants, which should be the example we all follow because of how much better than us they are, the knife is always pointed in towards the plate and closest to the plate. This reduces odds of getting cut accidentally. Otherwise the silverware should be arranged from the outside to the inside in order that they’re meant to be used for each course because trying to truck your guests is a signal that you want to embarrass them with knowledge they aren’t generally expected to actually have. Spoons and forks should be grouped.

    • @toynbee
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      37 hours ago

      I don’t know how it applies to cutlery drawers, but my parents taught me that when setting the table, the silverware should be in alphabetical order.

      • @QualifiedKitten
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        12 hours ago

        Alphabetical order based on what language? Assuming English, since your comment is in English, but I’m curious if the rule would “translate” to other languages.

        • @toynbee
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          12 minutes ago

          Indeed. Though my mother was quadrilingual and attempted to help me be at least bilingual, the only language in which I know more than a few words - written or spoken - is American English. As such, I’m not qualified to answer how diverse this system is, though I would be interested in hearing from someone who is.

      • @Mango
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        26 hours ago

        Ewwww arbitrary!

        • @toynbee
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          46 hours ago

          Not to say etiquette isn’t arbitrary, but the two top results (all I bothered to check) for my search about silverware placement suggests that the “correct” order is fork on the left, knife first on the right, then spoon furthest right. This is, indeed, alphabetical order.

          So while it may be arbitrary, it isn’t arbitrary on an individual level.

  • @[email protected]
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    148 hours ago

    See, if I had that guys place you would find these 4 utensils in the sink because I’m a monster