• metaStatic
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    1001 month ago

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    Guy had a fucking shave.

    I swear to god Superman had the exact right idea. He puts on a pair of glasses and they never catch him.

    • @[email protected]
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      281 month ago

      I’ve noticed if I take my glasses off I don’t recognize anyone around me unless I’m with people I know. I bet I have superman powers going on or sm idk.

    • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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      801 month ago

      Yeah, the lame smear attempt has already begun. I’m surprised it took this long, honestly.

      And they’re already whinging about not being able to find an “impartial” jury. I see… So it’s only valid when the media/courts/police/etc. do it to make the defendant look bad, because that works in the state’s favor, see? The other way around is just Not Fair!

    • @givesomefucks
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      461 month ago

      There’s a big push by billionaire owned media to make him seem crazy.

      Part of that is when he doesn’t seem crazy, they act like it’s unusual.

      Sure, he’s not eating babies now… But what about 10 minutes ago?!

      It’s gaslighting 101, something rightwing media has done for decades, and even “left” media like CNN has been doing it since WB bought them.

      • @WoodScientist
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        131 month ago

        He’s the only sane man in that whole courtroom.

    • Flying Squid
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      41 month ago

      Apparently he didn’t shoot the CEO while feeling calm and serene. Can’t imagine why.

  • Rhaedas
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    551 month ago

    I don’t know the degree of pain he has, but it would be something else to have to call for a recess during the trail numerous times because “my client has trouble sitting for long periods due to his medical condition that UHC continued to deny coverage for.”

  • @yesman
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    451 month ago

    Under any other circumstances I’d be aggravated that this article exists, but Mangione is a celebrity now and treating him like one, while dumb as fuck, is so wonderful.

    • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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      361 month ago

      I’m still aggravated it exists. How anyone looks has no bearing whatsoever on their guilt, nor whether or not what they allegedly did was justified. It’s got nothing to do with anything, except trying to sway the court of public opinion. It’s a transparently desperate attempt to distract people from the facts that actually matter.

      • @HeyJoe
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        121 month ago

        Almost every female teacher child sexual abuse case verdict.

      • Nomecks
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        11 month ago

        Not sure if you’re talking about Luigi or Bryan.

  • @apfelwoiSchoppen
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    111 month ago

    I seriously don’t think Mangione is the guy. They’re out here sculpting his eyebrows to make them match.

  • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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    111 month ago

    Dude was on the run from the cops, it’s not like he could get his eyebrows threaded. Jeez.

  • poo
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    41 month ago

    My hero ♥️

  • @hOrni
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    41 month ago

    That man is going to get so much pussy when he gets out.

    • @Skullgrid
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      31 month ago

      It’s the US, they’re probably going to try to give him 459 consecutive life sentences.

      You know, for all the 1-ups people are going to send him in jail.