The previously wild-eyed murder suspect appeared Thursday with a new look.
  • metaStatic
    100•2 months ago

    transformation

    Guy had a fucking shave.

    I swear to god Superman had the exact right idea. He puts on a pair of glasses and they never catch him.

    • @[email protected]English
      28•2 months ago

      I’ve noticed if I take my glasses off I don’t recognize anyone around me unless I’m with people I know. I bet I have superman powers going on or sm idk.

    • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
      80•2 months ago

      Yeah, the lame smear attempt has already begun. I’m surprised it took this long, honestly.

      And they’re already whinging about not being able to find an “impartial” jury. I see… So it’s only valid when the media/courts/police/etc. do it to make the defendant look bad, because that works in the state’s favor, see? The other way around is just Not Fair!

    • @givesomefucksEnglish
      46•2 months ago

      There’s a big push by billionaire owned media to make him seem crazy.

      Part of that is when he doesn’t seem crazy, they act like it’s unusual.

      Sure, he’s not eating babies now… But what about 10 minutes ago?!

      It’s gaslighting 101, something rightwing media has done for decades, and even “left” media like CNN has been doing it since WB bought them.

      • @WoodScientist
        13•2 months ago

        He’s the only sane man in that whole courtroom.

    • Flying Squid
      4•2 months ago

      Apparently he didn’t shoot the CEO while feeling calm and serene. Can’t imagine why.

  • Rhaedas
    55•2 months ago

    I don’t know the degree of pain he has, but it would be something else to have to call for a recess during the trail numerous times because “my client has trouble sitting for long periods due to his medical condition that UHC continued to deny coverage for.”

  • @yesman
    45•2 months ago

    Under any other circumstances I’d be aggravated that this article exists, but Mangione is a celebrity now and treating him like one, while dumb as fuck, is so wonderful.

    • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
      36•2 months ago

      I’m still aggravated it exists. How anyone looks has no bearing whatsoever on their guilt, nor whether or not what they allegedly did was justified. It’s got nothing to do with anything, except trying to sway the court of public opinion. It’s a transparently desperate attempt to distract people from the facts that actually matter.

      • @HeyJoe
        12•2 months ago

        Almost every female teacher child sexual abuse case verdict.

      • Nomecks
        1•2 months ago

        Not sure if you’re talking about Luigi or Bryan.

  • @apfelwoiSchoppen
    11•2 months ago

    I seriously don’t think Mangione is the guy. They’re out here sculpting his eyebrows to make them match.

  • Boomer Humor DoomergodEnglish
    11•2 months ago

    Dude was on the run from the cops, it’s not like he could get his eyebrows threaded. Jeez.

  • pooEnglish
    4•2 months ago

    My hero ♥️

  • @hOrni
    4•2 months ago

    That man is going to get so much pussy when he gets out.

    • @Skullgrid
      3•2 months ago

      It’s the US, they’re probably going to try to give him 459 consecutive life sentences.

      You know, for all the 1-ups people are going to send him in jail.