• @BroBot9000
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    1797 days ago

    Please put Musk in the title so that my spam filters actually work.

    • @[email protected]
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      237 days ago

      How do I go about blocking posts with particular words in the title? There’s some topics I’m sick of seeing.

      • @shneancy
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        237 days ago

        idk how it works in the browser or in other launchers but i use Boost and it’s settings -> blocks and filters -> muted words

        my personal block list is there for my mental health and sanity and includes: musk, elon, trump, donald, genocide, isreal, palestine.

        i still see posts that simply ommit any of the keywords in the title, but there’s significantly less of them, which is honestly perfect

        • @Alteon
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          107 days ago

          Ignorance is bliss.

          • @shneancy
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            186 days ago

            it truly is. nature never imagined us having access to all the world’s atrocities within the reach of our hand 24/7. empathy is supposed to make us bond within our little tribes, not get bombarded with words of death and misery across the globe

  • @juice702
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    1077 days ago

    These Elon simps are the most pathetic people on this planet

    • FenrirIII
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      116 days ago

      Remember, Marjorie Green has simps too. The well of pathetic is deep.

    • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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      56 days ago

      I think the clear worst example is when joe rogan said “this guy saved us” about musk. Not even “this guy will save us” - straight up imagining that musk has already done something heroic.

  • Psaldorn
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    857 days ago

    Actually lethal dose of cringe here. I cannot fathom putting something like this out into the world unapologetically.

    • stebo
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      216 days ago

      They are so full of themselves they don’t even see the cringe.

  • @[email protected]
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    546 days ago

    It’s funny watching people do the same thing they did with Trump where they put him into imagery where he’s ripped and god-like. The reality is that Elon looks closer to fucking Baron Harkonnen.

    • Rikj000
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      57 days ago

      Set up post filters,
      block all posts with the words Elon and Trump in em.

      Here’s a guide for Eternity which I’ve written:
      https://discuss.tchncs.de/post/6091026

      Won’t get rid of all the Elon/Musk spam,
      but I’d say about 90% which is already a huge improvement.

      Also blocking the news communities does wonders for mental health.
      They benefit financially from feeding negative content, since research pointed out that those articles generate more ad clicks, while they don’t give a damn about what it does to your mental health.

  • @Zeon
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    6 days ago

    I agree with what you said, but, you’re literally using his social media site and most likely paying for that blue checkmark. No offense.

    • @[email protected]
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      206 days ago

      Paying Elon a subscription for a dumb icon and being a priority reply guy is loser shit. Full offense.

      • @Rhoeri
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        146 days ago

        Nah. Using twitter makes them a loser. Full stop.

        • @[email protected]
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          126 days ago

          noooo duuude all my favourite content creators are using it

          ( I am a completely brainless consumerist with not a single shred of critical thought )

  • @alekwithak
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    377 days ago

    Like Elon wouldn’t be Superman’s number one villain.

    • @[email protected]
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      297 days ago

      Pff, Luthor actually invents cool shit like power armor that can fight gods and he’s still not even top 5.

      • Ænima
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        76 days ago

        Elon could do that too, though. Some dude invents it and just change the inventors name to “Elon” and bobs-your-uncle. It worked for PayPal, SpaceX, xitter, Tesla, and etc.

  • @ajoebyanyothername
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    317 days ago

    J. D.: [as Robin in a daydream] Holy inferiority complex, Batman! How low is my self esteem that I’m the sidekick in my own fantasy?

    Turk: [as Batman] It could be worse, Robin. You could be Alfred the butler.

    J.D.: [as Alfred] Damn you, sir.

  • @athairmor
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    216 days ago

    I’d bet dollars to donuts this guy accuses other men of being “Beta”.

  • @Gradually_Adjusting
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    267 days ago

    Cringe on mains for a dude who would feed you to a woodchipper if it winked at him.

    Tell you what, nobody’s ever been this impressed with Elon. Everyone knows he’d grab a monkey by the tit. You only flatter him like this if you want something, and I hope the knowledge haunts him.

    • @[email protected]
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      177 days ago

      You can’t leave me hanging here, man. While I don’t doubt for a second that Elon “would grab a monkey by the tit”, I need to know what that phrase means to you…

        • @[email protected]
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          117 days ago

          Wild. Okay. Thanks for coming through. I have follow up questions, but at least I can stop squinting at that sentence 😋

            • @[email protected]
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              56 days ago

              I mean… I’m kinda partial to the image of a winking wood chipper, myself. This dude’s a linguistic trailblazer.

              • @Gradually_Adjusting
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                66 days ago

                I did invent the one about the woodchipper, but the other one’s from Letterkenny

                • @[email protected]
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                  76 days ago

                  And he owns up to his sources. You, fella, win the BrundleFly interweb gold star ⭐️ today.

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    • @elbucho
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      77 days ago

      Everyone knows he’d grab a monkey by the tit

      Hello, new favorite phrase.

    • @iAvicenna
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      47 days ago

      %100, guy knows how Elon’s ego works and wants to get closer to him.

  • JaggedRobotPubes
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    126 days ago

    Even his imagination is bad. That counts as a hero in his head hahaha