• @UnderpantsWeevil
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      Imagine a century from now as your great-grandchildren are trying to explain the etymology of “The United Canadio-Pacific People’s Magastani Republic” to a refugee from the sunken islands of “X, The Everything Florida”.

  • mvilain
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    When some random #MAGAidiot complains that one of Trump’s new policies is hurting them, instead of blaming Trump, just remind the idiot “Isn’t that what you voted for?”

    • @PunnyName
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      “I hope you get what you voted for” is one of my favorite phrases to come from this shit show.

      • @werefreeatlast
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        Joda? Ni en joda? Pero quien the mocho Los huevos y the mado a españa a cojerte por el coño? Lol. Nadie dice joda en Mexico! No cuando yo vivia ayi. No, en Mexico we dice “que LA chingada”, “que cabrones”, " guey", “pendejo”, " a LA verga", “pinche” y todas las combinaciones. Por ejemplo…"no! Ese buey hijo de toda su pinche reputusima bomba perra chingada verga madre no puede renombrar el puto oceano…osea no? Asi…okay Ora tu. Andale.

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          Me chupa tres huevos. Ubicate boludo

        • @robocall
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          Señor, esto es un Wendy’s.

  • AtomicHotSauce
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    181 month ago

    How the absolute fuck are we here again? Oh yeah, too many stupid fuckers with the ability to vote…and rich assholes bankrolling all of it.

  • nifty
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    Can the blue states merge with Canada?

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      As a Vermonter I believe Quebec should adopt us. Together we could control the worlds maple syrup supply!

      • nifty
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        Please, yes. The blue states basically do welfare for the red states anyway.

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    The country built on native American burial grounds and founded by slave owning 1%ers who didn’t want to pay taxes is a bad place? No wayyyyyyyyyy.

  • @froh42
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    *Muskistan

    ftfy

  • @aeronmelon
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    131 month ago

    Trump: “this is my daughter…”

    • @m4m4m4m4
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      131 month ago

      I am from a third world country and find this offensive.

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        This is like renaming the Gulf of Mexico; The US starts qualifying as a Third World Country so now they want to change the term.

        Edit - I looked it up:

        An underdeveloped country is a nation that lags behind most others in industrialization, education, standard of living, healthcare, life expectancy and other technological and cultural norms.

        The US is hitting 5 out of 6.

        • @[email protected]
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          It’s been the term for well over a decade. Which is when I learned about the term in college. First, second, and third world are western centric ways to talk about the alliances of Cold War countries. First world was the US, Western Europe and their allies. Second world was the communist countries, and third world was the rest of them.

    • lime!
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      can’t be, the only metric that defined a third-world country was that it was not allied with the us or the ussr

  • IninewCrow
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    111 month ago

    Slowly being influenced by an extremist religious ideological group with violent tendencies …

    The Alabamadan

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      AlabamaKlan Maybe Alamagaklan… But I don’t think it’s really Alabama doing much of the heavy lifting

  • @RememberTheApollo_
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    Republicanistan, run by the talibangelicals and y’all qaeda. Magastan works, too.