• @MolecularCactus1324
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      Do they have Facebook trackers embedded in their page? I’ll bet they do.

    • @aeronmelon
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      LOL! They’re not even pretending to be a news outlet anymore.

      (Let’s see how many people miss the projecting by saying I’m missing the “joke”.)

  • @latenightnoir
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    Real question is, how can I uninstall Zuckerberg…

  • @[email protected]
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    How to delete is not the problem. That’s the trivial part. In fact, you don’t even need to delete your account. Just stop using it and it’s practically the same effect.

    The problem is how to get your friends and acquintances out of there. Lots of things are there and only there. Like for instance, it’s my jujitsu club’s main place of information. If I quit FB, I will no longer know what’s happening there.

    • stebo
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      the real guide we need is how to remove Facebook from the internet

    • Ghostalmedia
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      The only thing keeping my meta account alive is Marketplace. Unfortunately, it’s much busier than Craigslist in my area.

      Facebook has become a dirty flea market for me.

      • @[email protected]
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        Yeah the world moved from Craigslist to marketplace before I did. I found out the hard way when nothing was selling.

        One thing I like about marketplace is you can view someone’s profile to see if they are an actual human that lives near you.

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        Marketplace needs to die, it’s got most of the downsides of craigslist except for making it super easy for prospective purchasers to spam “still available?” Ad nauseum

      • @[email protected]
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        114 days ago

        Same. I live on an island and the only way to sell anything is on two fb groups. Craigslist is there but half the time you get people on the big island and have to take a ferry to sell. I’m thinking of starting a small website/app, not sure it will take off though.

        • @[email protected]
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          If you cant get people on craigslist, the most well known fixed rock of online classifieds…I don’t know that your app will take off. OfferUp and the other one also tried to knock out marketplace and failed.

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            Offerup, letgo, mercari, etsy, there’s a million online 3PMs. (3rd party marketplaces). Refine the idea or scrap it. This guys right.

      • @Clinicallydepressedpoochie
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        One can hope it turns into a flea market. Off the side of the hideway everyone passes but few seldom go.

    • @some_designer_dude
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      Put pressure on the group owners to pack it up and move the group elsewhere. Where the group goes, they’ll follow.

      • stebo
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        they will never understand and ignore you since you’re the only one complaining anyways

    • ThePowerOfGeek
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      This is the problem I’ve run into. I wanted to stay as part of a social group I’m nominally in, but that group’s only presence is on Facebook. And the group admins don’t want to move somewhere else because a) it’s change, and b) there aren’t many other options as good at managing such groups.

      On a related topic, does anyone know of a good Federated alternative to Facebook. Or at least an alternative that’s less ad-riddled and more privacy-conscious)?

      I looked around online last night and all the articles out there suggested things like Reddit, LinkedIn, Instagram, and Twitter as Facebook alternatives, which are wrong on so many levels. I’m not that bothered about getting an alternative myself since I barely used FB anyway. But being my extended family’s tech support, I keep getting asked about what good alternatives are out there. I’m finding nothing, but I’m likely missing a good Federated option.

      • @ShittyBeatlesFCPres
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        I haven’t used it in a long time but I think Diaspora is intended as a decentralized FB clone. https://diasporafoundation.org/

        I’m not sure if it uses ActivityPub or its own thing. It’s been around for awhile so it may predate ActivityPub.

    • @[email protected]
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      214 days ago

      Also Facebook Groups for obscure things, Facebook Marketplace, and even a lot of local political organizations primarily use Instagram

      • @[email protected]
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        114 days ago

        i tried to avoid it and deny it forever but facebook marketplace has really destroyed craigslist. so lame

  • stebo
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    Didn’t work; deleted my account but Facebook still exists. Bad guide 0/10

  • @[email protected]
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    Unfortunately it has been demonstrated through whitehat research that simply deleting your old account is relatively useless. They have shadow profiles of users based on probabilistic data. For example, say your spouse with her decades old account keeps making posts about what you ate on date night, your trip to Cabo, or worse yet she posts a bunch of pictures of her, you, and the kids. Facebook makes a shell profile based on this conception of “you” and begins aggregating all the info it can about this person.

    More over, every time an acquaintance of yours gives their FB app permissions to access their contacts (to suggest Friends or whatever) if your contact info is on the list, FB now has your real name, your email, your mobile phone number, etc. You never opted in, but it doesnt matter - other people are opting you into FB data collection all the time, unless you literally don’t tell anyone your real phone number or email address.

  • Felix
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    Deleted everything Meta related in 2022. I have no regrets. Zuck can Suck it

    • Skeezix
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      Has he contacted you yet to schedule a time to suck it?

      • Felix
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        111 days ago

        Sucky sucky

  • @[email protected]
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    2014 days ago

    You need to block all their domains/IP ranges too otherwise they’re still profiting from profiling you across apps and websites.

  • Ogmios
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    Remember to hit the gym and lawyer up next.

      • Ben Hur Horse Race
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        I had to look it up myself, but it appears to be divorce advice (hit the gym, lawyer up, delete facebook)

        • @jaybone
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          I think this started on reddit in like 2010 or something. Solid joke in this context.

    • @hogmomma
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      No, you hit the LAWYER and gym up.

  • @bradd
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    I deleted my account back in 2013. One thing I didn’t really think about was that someone else could spin up an account and pretend to be you after you leave. When I found out that someone did this I don’t think I did anything about it, I just looked at the account, cringed, and closed the window and never went back.

    • @[email protected]
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      Make a red bubble store and sell political slogan T shirts. You can easily make a couple hundred a month just doing that. “This is Trump Country” shirts have been doing insanely well since November.

  • @WilderSeek
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    Pffft! This is soooo 2015.

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      I turfed FB in 2015 as well (didn’t bother with the other stuff).

      But now I’m worried I deactivated it and didn’t delete… I cannot remember.

      If it’s just deactivated-- I wonder if it’s better to just leave it a greyed out graveyard, than to reactivate it just to delete. I feel reactivating would give it more information even, as I would be on a different device. It’s been dead a decade.

      What do people suggest?

      • @3laws
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        Its deleted by now. However since you didnt request your data deleted complying with EU and California laws, its still very much there.

  • @GreenKnight23
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    you don't

    at least it was. my family had posted photos and tagged me in them. At that point I hadn’t had a FB for almost a decade. this was years ago now, but I doubt they changed it.