• @AnUnusualRelic
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    103 hours ago

    What if they pay him with one of those coupons they like so much?

    • Flying Squid
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      85 hours ago

      It’s legal language. You wouldn’t overstand it.

  • @[email protected]
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    914 hours ago

    This is the equivalent of spam – “NOW IN REAL LIFE! ™”

    Did they illegally park while selling dick pills?

    • Flying Squid
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      15 hours ago

      I don’t know, but there’s a very good chance they illegally parked while also avoiding child support payments.

  • Flying Squid
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    20 hours ago

    I really don’t know how they don’t understand the very simple concept that you can’t force someone into a contract.

    But it was nice of him to not charge a fee to keep people updated, I guess.

      • @[email protected]
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        1720 hours ago

        When you understand something so well, that you now overstand it, to the point it’s taking up too much brain real estate.

        • themeatbridge
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          620 hours ago

          If you have not watched Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, you’ll enjoy it.

    • Rhynoplaz
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      1320 hours ago

      But the gubment forced us into a contract of indentured servitude under the social security gold standard emancipation proclamation​!

      • Flying Squid
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        614 hours ago

        No, you still have to agree to the ToS. They can’t force you. All they can do is say that you cannot access the software or service if you don’t agree to it. No one can force you to agree to a contract. That’s just not how contract law works.

    • @RedditWanderer
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      It’s all based on the articles of confederation or wtv where it was a bit more free and wild, people had these kinds of rules and contracts between them. Nothing like this of course.

      Basically they think an old government piece of paper that has wording they prefer outweighs the government piece of paper they don’t. (The one they don’t have to pay for, but still get alll the benefits).

  • @[email protected]
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    5320 hours ago

    Imagine if the tow truck guy was ALSO a sov cit and he took the contract and did the sovcit magic and signed his name in red ink at a 45 degree angle on this contract lol. Do you think the original guy would be like “hmm OK yup, you got me” or would he double-down?

  • @Fades
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    Thank god the moron wrote out the number values (.00 cents btw!!!) and then immediately after wrote out the same information but in English. This isn’t a fucking check you dumbfuck, who exactly is getting any value out of doing that?

    Maybe you shouldn’t hand write a goddamn “contract” if you’re soooo worried someone might come fudge the numbers you wrote down! Shit, at that point just write out the numbers in English and skip the numerical version altogether. Literally wasting their own time.

    • Flying Squid
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      14 hours ago

      I would bet you one of their spellbooks sovereign citizen websites told them to do that. Every weird thing they write is based on some stupid rule they think they have to follow.

    • @[email protected]
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      312 hours ago

      I imagine they think it makes the hand written contact look more official. Is it hand written to be like calligraphy? Or do they just not have a printer. Actually I think every physical writing I’ve seen from sovcits has been hand written. Is that another of their things?

  • @[email protected]
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    2320 hours ago

    How the fuck do you spell “United” incorrectly? The Constitution and the 14th Amendment? Where do they think the Amendments are?

    I do love “overstand” though.

  • @[email protected]
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    2019 hours ago

    "To the Police or whom it may concern,

    By arresting or detaining me you hereby agree to the contract by which I can do anything I want. Any instance of your intent to prevent or punish me is heretofore subject to a $58,000,000,000 (fifty eight billion dollar) penalty."

    Right fellas, it’s crime freedom time

    • @[email protected]
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      1519 hours ago

      Children’s game rules. “Well I have INFINITY PLUS ONE money!”

      “Nuh uh, I have infinity plus infinity money!”

      • @humorlessrepost
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        1019 hours ago

        Rookie mistake. Forgot to say “no comebacks”.

  • Mossy Feathers (She/They)
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    1219 hours ago

    I’m now gonna use the word, “overstand” when someone over explains something to the point where they lose me again.

  • morgan423
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    1220 hours ago

    Making magical gestures …“By your performance, we mutually agree to the binding terms of this contract!”

    Hogwarts instructor: No, you must abbreviate that, it’s much too lengthy, and you’ll be counterspelled. Try this instead: “Contractus Bindero!”

    • Kraiden
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      413 hours ago

      I take “overstand” to be an antonym of “understand” in which case: Yes, I overstand as well.

  • @Limonene
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    419 hours ago

    I wonder if part of the magic is being hand-written. Would it not work as well if it was typed? Does it matter what color ink or what type of paper you use? Or am I totally on the wrong track, and this person just prefers writing over typing?

    Either way, I find it incredibly tragic. Seems like their car was involuntarily towed, which is already a bad situation, and this is going to make things worse. At best, it will cause delays.

    • @humorlessrepost
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      519 hours ago

      The angled writing is almost certainly part of the magic, since they think is is for signatures.