What has no hair, stands up in a chair, frightens the neighbor’s dog?

It makes a frown, allows you to sit down, it’s log, log, log!

Hey Dum Dum, you got gum gum?

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I need something like that for the front door, to keep cats from trying to sneak out when I open it.

Anybody else notice the little peepee dead center on the face? No? Just me?