• @DaddleDew
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    103 hours ago

    What has no hair, stands up in a chair, frightens the neighbor’s dog?

    It makes a frown, allows you to sit down, it’s log, log, log!

    • KingJalopy
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      32 hours ago

      It’s log, it’s log, it’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood!

      It’s log, it’s log, it’s better than bad it’s good!

  • @[email protected]
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    45 hours ago

    I need something like that for the front door, to keep cats from trying to sneak out when I open it.