The whiny little bitch is afraid of the cold.

  • yeehaw
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    251 minutes ago

    He’s afraid next time that person won’t miss.

  • @MothmanDelorian
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    137 minutes ago

    He’s old. He probably can’t handle 12F for very long without looking and sounding really bad. Fascism can’t work if people see the leader as a doddering old man

  • @Carvex
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    618 hours ago

    Someone’s afraid of no one coming to his party

    • Ech
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      62 hours ago

      Yup. Can’t compare pictures when the venue is different.

    • @Burninator05
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      12 hours ago

      I live in Louisana and personally know at least 5 people who have traveled to DC specifically for the inauguration. He might not have enough people to sate his appetite but there’s going to be quite a few people there.

        • @leadore
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          46 hours ago

          Both are quite plausible explanations but I’d guess he’s more terrified of a small crowd than a shooter since given the security precautions, the first is far more likely than the second.

    • @ChocoboRocket
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      37 hours ago

      The people who show up probably hate him so he wussed out

      Shame, would have been the perfect day for another attempt

  • @gibmiser
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    357 hours ago

    Probably an excuse for security reasons. If I were them I’d be worried about Luigis.

    • @BassTurd
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      176 hours ago

      Hopefully everyday for the rest of their lives.

      May that period be brief.

  • @leadore
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    116 hours ago

    Dang, when I heard the weather report I was hoping for pneumonia.

    • ArtieShaw
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      105 hours ago

      Hoping for another Wm. Henry Harrison?

      When Harrison came to Washington, he wanted to show that he was still the steadfast hero of Tippecanoe… He took the oath of office on Thursday, March 4, 1841, a cold and wet day.[104] He braved the chilly weather and chose not to wear an overcoat or a hat, rode on horseback to the grand ceremony, and then delivered the longest inaugural address in American history

      In the evening of Saturday, April 3, Harrison developed severe diarrhea and became delirious, and at 8:30 p.m. he uttered his last words…

      The prevailing theory at the time was that his illness had been caused by the bad weather at his inauguration three weeks earlier.

      Things one learns in high school.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Henry_Harrison

    • Flying SquidOP
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      136 hours ago

      Oh just wait. “It’s so cold out, we had to go inside! Climate change is a hoax!”

  • @someguy3
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    167 hours ago

    This year, the temperature on Inauguration Day at noon — when the president-elect swears in — is expected to be in the low 20s, which is around 20 degrees below normal — likely the coldest since Reagan’s second inauguration.

    Winds of 10 to 20 mph with gusts up to 30 mph are likely Monday. These winds will make conditions feel frigid. Wind chills are likely to hover around 10 degrees during the daylight hours and could drop into the single digits after sundown.

    A mix of rain and snow is possible Sunday ahead of the main event, but Monday so far looks to be cold and windy, but dry.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      237 hours ago

      It gets colder than that on NYE in Times Square all the time. But then I guess some snowflakes are afraid of snowflakes.

      • @MothmanDelorian
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        135 minutes ago

        It doesn’t in the actual square though as all the lights and people make it warmer.

      • @Anti_Iridium
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        24 hours ago

        I don’t know on that one man.

        While I am a yooper, I do know that good cold weather gear can be expensive.

    • @leadore
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      56 hours ago

      Obama’s inauguration had the coldest conditions since Reagan’s and he still had a massive crowd. Trump is a pathetic little coward who’s scared to death of a small crowd size and everyone making fun of him by doing that gesture Obama made in his convention speech.

      • @MothmanDelorian
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        133 minutes ago

        He’s really old and in bad shape. He probably can’t handle a temperature of 12f for very long.

  • HobbitFoot
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    46 hours ago

    Kind of funny that a large part of it will be at the Capital One Arena.

    • Rhaedas
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      76 hours ago

      Some Presidents got shot and still stayed for their speech. What a loser.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      76 hours ago

      Are we sure? Did anyone search Vance’s pockets?

    • @meeeeetch
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      37 hours ago

      Yeah, and the Capitol subway probably has loads of security. Can’t have a new Guy Fawkes Day in January.

  • @Letme
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    56 hours ago

    I’m imagining a frozen soiled diaper