• @Squorlple
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    1426 days ago

    Jokes on you, he’s into that.

    Also, his hand would not be that far away from his waist.

    • @[email protected]
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      206 days ago

      he’d be reaching way down underneath that mountain of flab he’s got.

      and these toons always make him look way better than he is in person. he’s one ugly mofo, especially once the spraypaint is sandblasted off.

      • lazynooblet
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        46 days ago

        once the spraypaint is sandblasted off

        Made me breathe out my nose stronger that usual.

    • @ZILtoid1991
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      76 days ago

      Some really talented hacker really needs to get their hands on the pee tape or whatever they have on Trump (I fear it’ll be a video recording made on the Epstein island).

      • @[email protected]
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        16 days ago

        They do not have anything on Trump. Putin just told him he was not man enough to destroy America and Trump is trying to prove him wrong.

  • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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    636 days ago

    Would that he was pissing in his own face.

    In reality, he will feel nothing and all of us get piss in our faces.

    I hate this timeline.

    • @[email protected]
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      276 days ago

      Exactly. For the US reality version of this image, the Canada Fan needs to angle higher, propelling the fluid over Trump’s head, and into a crowd of Americans behind him. Because that’s how it is.

      Getting his own face would mean this affects him personally. It does not. He’s proud of it even, pissing into the wind without a care in the world. The rest get rained on.

    • @danc4498
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      26 days ago

      You’ve been asking for trickle. Well here it is

      • @GuitarSon2024
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        76 days ago

        No no no, tariffs totally help own the Libs. Wake up sheeple

      • @UnderpantsWeevil
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        46 days ago

        I mean they voted for it so shrugs.

        330M Americans and 77M of them voted for Trump while 75M voted for Harris. The 77M were distributed across a selection of states with 312 EC votes, which is why he won. Harris’s 75M would have carried her if she’d traded a few hundred thousand votes in Texas or Florida for a winning balance in Georgia, Arizona, Pennsylvania, and Michigan. This, despite the fact that nobody voted for Harris in the primaries.

        To say “the Americans voted for this” puts far too much credit on the dysfunctional, byzantine, and ultimately anti-populist presidential selection system. Americans don’t get to decide their president in any meaningful capacity. Not to get all annoyingly-conservative with the talking points, but we really do live in a Roman-style Republican more than a Greek-style Democracy.

    • @Jhex
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      136 days ago

      You mean the people who chose him, knowing full well he’d do this?.. oh no!

    • TheLowestStone
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      And, unfortunately, the President represents the people.

  • @_lilith
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    256 days ago

    ah, so that’s what he meant by “golden age”

  • @distantsounds
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    116 days ago

    If only it would actually hit him. The piss is really hitting all the non-elite tho

  • @[email protected]
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    46 days ago

    I figure they got it wrong. The fan is facing away from him, and we’re all on the other side…