Summary

Elon Musk allegedly installed an unauthorized server at the Office of Personnel Management (OPM), gaining access to sensitive federal employee data, including Social Security numbers, home addresses, and medical histories.

Young, inexperienced staffers are reportedly using this access to target positions for removal, particularly DEI offices.

Security concerns have been raised, with fears of hacking and HIPAA violations.

Senior officials have been locked out of key systems, limiting oversight of DOGE’s actions, which could significantly impact the federal workforce.

  • @Valorie12
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    After this, is there any question that he didn’t do something to hack vote counting machines? I’m feeling like this election wasn’t legitimate.

      • @StopTouchingYourPhone
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        Fantastic long read. ty.

        But if you’re expecting a sexy story about Elon Musk messing with vote-counting software from outer space, sorry, you won’t get that here.

        As in Bush v. Gore in 2000, and in too many other miscarriages of Democracy, this election was determined by good old “vote suppression,” the polite term we use for shafting people of color out of their ballot. We used to call it Jim Crow.

    • @chuckleslord
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      Yes, he didn’t. They want to make everyone question the legitimacy of the elections, so they’re pretending that they orchestrated something. In reality, there was nothing suspicious about the election. The only ratfucking was the normal, Gerrymandering kind. And a metric fuck ton of misinformation.

        • NSRXN
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          or.

          if you are sick of being disenfranchised by Democrats

          • @Test_Tickles
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            This public masturbation thing you’re doing is really weird. “I voted for the fascists because the Democrats were heading towards fascism” is just weird. I mean at least the maga are honest about it, they wanted Nazis, they voted for Nazis, and they’re happy as peaches to get Nazis. But not you. No, the Democrats forced you to choose Nazis and so the Nazis are their fault?
            I don’t get what you are doing, but at this point it’s moved past trolling to just feeling weird and gross.

            • NSRXN
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              I voted for the fascists because the Democrats were heading towards fascism

              no one said that. it’s a strawman

              • @Test_Tickles
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                Oh, I’m sorry. I interrupted before you got that far into your wank? I can see why it would leave you feeling frustrated.

          • @[email protected]
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            Not that I haven’t said much the same, but you’re about to find out what disenfranchisement really feels like while whining about what voting system you should have had.

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    Elon Musk needs to be charged, convicted, and hanged for treason against the republic.

    • @jaybone
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      Do you have to be a citizen to commit treason? Did he actually obtain citizenship after committing his visa fraud? I’d like to see the long form certificate of his citizenship. Last time they complained someone was born in Africa it was a big deal…

      • @[email protected]
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        You don’t have to be a US citizen to be prosecuted for any particular crime if you commit it on US soil.

      • @[email protected]
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        134 hours ago

        He is a US citizen. He can be charged, convicted, and hanged for treason. And there isn’t even any case law about whether a non-citizen can be charged with treason.

    • @[email protected]
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      Glad I am not the only one who had an altered view of the death penalty in light of recent events.

      • @[email protected]
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        Treason holds a special place in my heart.

        There’s the slight problem of “it’s only treason if you fail”, though. It’s a corollary of “history is written by the winners”.

        • @[email protected]
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          13 hours ago

          Not really. Sometimes even the Victor’s of wars and battles executed the traitors to the other side that helped them. Very much a case of love the treason hate the traitor.

    • @CharlesDarwin
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      I would accept him being sent to Gitmo for life.

    • @ynthrepic
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      Only to be pardoned by the great leader of course.

  • @[email protected]
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    This is starting to exceed even my pessimistic doomsday expectations. And we aren’t even a month in yet.

  • @Gammelfisch
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    I wonder what the NSA, FBI and CIA are doing about this shit? They must be monitoring this crap…right?

    • @Zannsolo
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      Only the FBI would be involved NSA and CIA are foreign Intel focused.

      • @MutilationWave
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        CIA and NSA fucking around inside the country would be nothing new.

        • @Zannsolo
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          Not for the benefit of the citizen though

  • @[email protected]
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    1217 hours ago

    There really was no plan at all about preventing fascists from just marching in and doing whatever they want, huh? We were just supposed to count on people to do the right thing? Surprised this didn’t happen sooner, honestly.

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      All the laws that were put in place after Nixon didn’t really lay out a punishment. They assumed impeachment would still be the remedy used. Not sure what changed between the 70s and now that made senators afraid to challenge their president.

    • masterofn001
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      Checks and balances.

      Checks and balances.

      Checks and balances.

      Fascism and collapse.

      Oops.

      • @Serinus
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        The Judicial system is being gish galloped. Let’s see if Congress gives a shit especially as Elon has usurped the Power of the Purse.

    • @[email protected]
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      347 hours ago

      No one is supposed to follow illegal orders. But, who is to say what’s illegal and isn’t? And who are you going to call when they force you? The people executing Trumps orders? Is it worth not going home to your family over, or should you just let the courts decide? And who is to adjudicate your guilt? And can you even afford to fight it? Not if you’re a non-corrupt civil servant.

      No, there is no plan for the country choosing evil.

      • @[email protected]
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        65 hours ago

        If they don’t follow their illegal orders they will still arrested them or fire them for insubordination. If something is done in the end those people will not get their jobs back or have their records cleared or be compensated in any way.

        Meanwhile the perps won’t get shit done to them.

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        It was built into the system, one way or another. The founders were morons. Even at its best, you have a few hundred people you have to corrupt to take over the entire country.

        • The Quuuuuill
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          The Iroquois Nation will retain its title for longest lasting known democracy on North American soil

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            Are they accepting refugees? Or did we wipe them out?

            This was supposed to be funny, but tbh I’m too ignorant to made a decent joke about it. Obviously they would just be under US jurisdiction if they still exist, and probably don’t have that kind of power, but fuck maybe it’s time for native Americans to kick the rest of us back to the sea because we obviously don’t deserve their land.

            • @AugustWest
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              maybe it’s time for native Americans to kick the rest of us back to the sea because we obviously don’t deserve their land

              🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

        • @[email protected]
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          16 hours ago

          In their defense, there’s no way they could have imagined the modern world. The system worked okay for the world they lived in, but it became woefully inadequate over the next 200 years or so. They probably hoped that future generation were the ones that wouldn’t be morons.

          • @dx1
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            It didn’t work okay for the world they lived in. Alien and Sedition acts were in, what, the second presidency?

    • @[email protected]
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      35 hours ago

      Story of my life, too. I always expect people to do the right thing… but they never do.

  • @[email protected]
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    397 hours ago

    Elon Musk didn’t install anything. He just gave the order.

    I know for a fact he doesn’t understand anything about server technology.

    • @BrianTheeBiscuiteer
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      As an unelected, unappointed worker he shouldn’t have any power outside of DOGE (which kind of doesn’t even exist).

  • @[email protected]
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    126 hours ago

    if you work for your state, county, city, town, or any place considered “public,” then this is going to happen to you too

  • @thisorthatorwhatever
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    Tesla dealers now know how much you make, your health, etc…

    Starlink knows your sexual history, financials, health, and physical location

    • Pennomi
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      329 hours ago

      To be fair, data brokers already know that stuff. The difference is now Tesla doesn’t have to buy the data.

      • @thisorthatorwhatever
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        In a few years we’re probably going to find out that Musk uses the cameras on Teslas to 1)creep on women he likes 2) spy on politicians for compromising material Between Teslas and Starlink he literally knows where people are.

        • @[email protected]
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          We already know that tesla corp share footage of anything “fun” around the office. We have known for years.

  • BoofStroke
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    75 hours ago

    Wonder if they have a NAC and if those who manage it would kill all packets to and from that server. Surely the government has some infosec professionals who will uphold their oaths and do their jobs.

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      They are civil servants, they have to choose between knocking him off the network or feeding their kids next week.

      There’s also a chance they are siding with him.

      • ⛓️‍💥
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        13 hours ago

        I don’t want to sound too doomery but their lives may honestly be on the line.

  • AtHeartEngineer
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    OPM also houses all the clearance applications and associated investigation paperwork. Great…

    • @[email protected]
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      Remember the OPM data breach in 2015? This is that, but for all OPM data, instead of some of it or most of it. For those unfamiliar with an SF86 (or eQIP); it’s your entire employment, educational, and residential history. All foreign nationals you maintain contact with, family history, financial history, travel history, anything that may be relevant in granting a security clearance.

      • @Zannsolo
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        I went to OPM right after this happened, everybody I met was fired.

      • Thassodar
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        57 hours ago

        I had to fill one out over a decade ago for a government job, and they even sent letters to the people I put as references to ask if there was any reason I shouldn’t work for the government. Once I got the job that place was super locked down; if you try to (or accidentally) use your badge on a door you’re not cleared for, expect a talking to.

    • @givesomefucks
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      They literally rolled a server in and plugged it in to send emails…

      I have no idea why what you said is relevant

      • @[email protected]
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        Because networks tend to be built like an egg. Hard shell on the outside, soft on the inside. Once you have something inside, it tends to be easier to break the rest.

    • @[email protected]
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      34 hours ago

      Realistically, what would that look like?

      1-Form a union, including the accountants?

      2-Move all money in to new bank accounts?

      3-Fire the boss and make all decisions through an elected council of workers?

  • @Hayduke
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    Time to deport this twat

  • @nomoredrama
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    If Biden can pardon his son, who had crack fueled sex in Ukraine, with MINORS, then Trump can pardon Musk.

    Even so, who’s going to arrest Musk? Congress?