• @lordnikon
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    433 days ago

    Honestly not a bad deal. Remember if you need potassium kiwi fruit is also high in potassium. Also it’s okay to eat it with the skin on great for fiber.

    • WIZARD POPE💫
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      223 days ago

      Okay in the fact that it’s safe but not morally okay. If I see you eating a kiwi with the skin on I am never talking to you again.

      • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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        73 days ago

        Nah, disagree. While the skin isn’t exactly my favorite part, the amount of work it takes to peel a kiwi is not worth the minor inconvenience of just eating the skin. It’s not particularly hard to skin a kiwi, either, but it’s just not worth it when the skin is edible, good for you, and quite tasty. It’s just the texture that sucks. It’s like someone shaved their balls 8 days ago and you’re getting teabagged.

        • WIZARD POPE💫
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          143 days ago

          Okay but you just cut it in half and eat it with a spoon though. You don’t need to peel it.

          • @[email protected]
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            32 days ago

            You don’t even need to do that, bite it open like an orange (obviously not eating the skin, we’re civilized after all) and then just push it open, eat the insides like a goblin and throw the skin away.

            Easy.

            • @Test_Tickles
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              12 days ago

              I… I don’t think I’d be able to ever look someone in the eye again if I saw them eating any fruit like that.
              And then I noticed your user name and realized that you are probably that bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, so direct eye contact is probably not a good idea anyways…

              • @[email protected]
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                22 days ago

                then I noticed your user name and realized that you are probably that bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

                Are you for real? I bet we all look the same to you. That was a rabbit.

          • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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            23 days ago

            Too much work. In fairness, I’m mostly driving if I’m eating something like a kiwi, so my perspective is a little different

            • WIZARD POPE💫
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              33 days ago

              Okay but then your hands get all sticky. Even worse of an argument

        • @Lost_My_Mind
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          53 days ago

          It’s like someone shaved their balls 8 days ago and you’re getting teabagged.

          Opt out.

      • @lordnikon
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        12 days ago

        You chew it the spines are a mash with everything else feels the same after about 10 chews honestly

        • JackFrostNCola
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          12 days ago

          Me too, just not the woody end bits.
          I call those bits the furry buttholes but i suppose some plant scientist has a proper latin name for them, like kiwifructus-butthollus or something.

  • @hamFoilHat
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    143 days ago

    I showed this to my wife, her response is that, “apes don’t have tails, that’s a monkey”.

    • @General_Effort
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      22 days ago

      I think it’s an ape that’s a furry. The guy below doesn’t have a tail.

  • @Okokimup
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    32 days ago

    Bananas will be extinct long before then.

  • @Test_Tickles
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    12 days ago

    Bunnies are just young rabbits. Or were you thinking about hares? Hares and rabbits are different, but then you should know that… gasp unless you aren’t really a bunny? I can’t believe you would get on the internet and lie about something like that. Gasp Looking at your post history all I see are pictures of your pussy! That’s not a bunny, that’s not a bunny at all!

  • @[email protected]
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    Kind of weird cause the modern banana is a very human thing as they are all clones and not at all how they would look and taste if they were natural.

    Kind of a dick move from the monkeys tbh.

    • @PieMePlenty
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      32 days ago

      Ive heard if monkeys ate bananas, their teeth would rot. Monkeys don’t actually eat bananas in nature.

      • @[email protected]
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        52 days ago

        TIL. Apparently they may eat certain wild varieties of bananas, but not the ones that we eat. I’ve been duped and smeckledorfed.

        • @thevoidzero
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          32 days ago

          Looks like the same problem with bunny and carrots. Telebi lied to us again.

  • @[email protected]
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    53 days ago

    Honestly, after all the apes had to do to fix the environment, I get it. They gave us foolish humans so much, they need something that’s just theirs.

    • @xylogx
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      22 days ago

      Yes, but it would be escorted by a team of armed guards.

    • @ZoopZeZoop
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      23 days ago

      I bet they’d make an exception for children. The apes are pretty kind.

  • @Lost_My_Mind
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    23 days ago

    I don’t like bananas. I’m ok with this future.

  • @tamal3
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    13 days ago

    Have you read “Children of Time”? In that book the spiders rule the future.

  • @PunnyName
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    13 days ago

    Well now how I am I supposed to know my radiation threat level via food? Brazil nuts‽