• lordnikon
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    43
    ·
    1 month ago

    Honestly not a bad deal. Remember if you need potassium kiwi fruit is also high in potassium. Also it’s okay to eat it with the skin on great for fiber.

    • WIZARD POPE💫
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      24
      arrow-down
      2
      ·
      1 month ago

      Okay in the fact that it’s safe but not morally okay. If I see you eating a kiwi with the skin on I am never talking to you again.

      • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        1 month ago

        Nah, disagree. While the skin isn’t exactly my favorite part, the amount of work it takes to peel a kiwi is not worth the minor inconvenience of just eating the skin. It’s not particularly hard to skin a kiwi, either, but it’s just not worth it when the skin is edible, good for you, and quite tasty. It’s just the texture that sucks. It’s like someone shaved their balls 8 days ago and you’re getting teabagged.

        • WIZARD POPE💫
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          14
          ·
          1 month ago

          Okay but you just cut it in half and eat it with a spoon though. You don’t need to peel it.

          • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            3
            ·
            1 month ago

            You don’t even need to do that, bite it open like an orange (obviously not eating the skin, we’re civilized after all) and then just push it open, eat the insides like a goblin and throw the skin away.

            Easy.

            • Test_Tickles
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              1
              ·
              1 month ago

              I… I don’t think I’d be able to ever look someone in the eye again if I saw them eating any fruit like that.
              And then I noticed your user name and realized that you are probably that bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, so direct eye contact is probably not a good idea anyways…

              • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                2
                ·
                1 month ago

                then I noticed your user name and realized that you are probably that bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

                Are you for real? I bet we all look the same to you. That was a rabbit.

        • Lost_My_Mind
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          5
          ·
          1 month ago

          It’s like someone shaved their balls 8 days ago and you’re getting teabagged.

          Opt out.

    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      1 month ago

      Do you also cough up hairballs like a cat when you eat unshaven kiwi?

      • lordnikon
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        1 month ago

        You chew it the spines are a mash with everything else feels the same after about 10 chews honestly

    • tetris11@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      1 month ago

      doesn’t the skin prompt an allergic reaction? I’ve always found the skin to be “spicy”

        • JackFrostNCola
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          1 month ago

          Me too, just not the woody end bits.
          I call those bits the furry buttholes but i suppose some plant scientist has a proper latin name for them, like kiwifructus-butthollus or something.

  • hamFoilHat
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    14
    ·
    1 month ago

    I showed this to my wife, her response is that, “apes don’t have tails, that’s a monkey”.

    • General_Effort
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      1 month ago

      I think it’s an ape that’s a furry. The guy below doesn’t have a tail.

  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    edit-2
    1 month ago

    Kind of weird cause the modern banana is a very human thing as they are all clones and not at all how they would look and taste if they were natural.

    Kind of a dick move from the monkeys tbh.

    • PieMePlenty
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      1 month ago

      Ive heard if monkeys ate bananas, their teeth would rot. Monkeys don’t actually eat bananas in nature.

      • Abnorc@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        1 month ago

        TIL. Apparently they may eat certain wild varieties of bananas, but not the ones that we eat. I’ve been duped and smeckledorfed.

        • thevoidzero
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          1 month ago

          Looks like the same problem with bunny and carrots. Telebi lied to us again.

  • MajorHavoc@programming.dev
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    1 month ago

    Honestly, after all the apes had to do to fix the environment, I get it. They gave us foolish humans so much, they need something that’s just theirs.

  • tamal3
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    1 month ago

    Have you read “Children of Time”? In that book the spiders rule the future.

  • Test_Tickles
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    1 month ago

    Bunnies are just young rabbits. Or were you thinking about hares? Hares and rabbits are different, but then you should know that… gasp unless you aren’t really a bunny? I can’t believe you would get on the internet and lie about something like that. Gasp Looking at your post history all I see are pictures of your pussy! That’s not a bunny, that’s not a bunny at all!

  • PunnyName
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    1 month ago

    Well now how I am I supposed to know my radiation threat level via food? Brazil nuts‽